- Nov 11, 2009
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Hi, A friend sent me a link to look at a cpfc.org as Albion fans are dishing it out to the palarse girls.
I thought I would share these posts as they cracked me up (not written by me or anyone I know - i wish I had), if you have some time get over there and join the the few other Albion fans that rip into them..... from what I've been reading it really winds them up :albion1:
1) Palace Fans i have a question from Brighton - Page 5 - CPFC BBS
Quote:
Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic
If br*ght*n do manage to get themselves promoted then I pray that it's due to finishing in 2nd place. No trophy, and no wembley glory in the play-offs. Maybe sunk by a last minute Alan Lee winner in their penultimate game of the season against Huddersfield.
Our Gus, who art in Withdean, Hallowed be your name, your kingdom come. Palace will be done, in Selhurst as it is in Swansea.
Give us this week our players wages, and lead us not into League 1 as we witness the Albion race past us.
Lead us not into administration and deliver us from Hartlepool.
For Albion is the future, the power and the glory forever and ever.
Amen
2) How does the bottom feel ? - CPFC BBS
How does the bottom feel ?
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We weeds are well used to being the 'butt' of your gay digs.
But who is it that can't keep away from bottom?
Admit it, you're addicted to bottom, and you love the fact that you'll soon be 'going down'.
Recovered yet from from your weekend arse spanking,
Did it turn you on when Swansea kept penetrating that great big crack in your defence.
Did you enjoy that 'passage of play'?
Enjoy being behind ?
As you hopelessly tried to pump your own balls into the oppositions box, all 23 of your fans shouting "stick it in" only to realise you couldn't score in a kemptown brothel.
Not long bottom bandits before you slip through the championship back door.
As the Brighton lads stick one up your crummbling club.
Cum and join us over ere...... We Hate Palace
I thought I would share these posts as they cracked me up (not written by me or anyone I know - i wish I had), if you have some time get over there and join the the few other Albion fans that rip into them..... from what I've been reading it really winds them up :albion1:
1) Palace Fans i have a question from Brighton - Page 5 - CPFC BBS
Quote:
Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic
If br*ght*n do manage to get themselves promoted then I pray that it's due to finishing in 2nd place. No trophy, and no wembley glory in the play-offs. Maybe sunk by a last minute Alan Lee winner in their penultimate game of the season against Huddersfield.
Our Gus, who art in Withdean, Hallowed be your name, your kingdom come. Palace will be done, in Selhurst as it is in Swansea.
Give us this week our players wages, and lead us not into League 1 as we witness the Albion race past us.
Lead us not into administration and deliver us from Hartlepool.
For Albion is the future, the power and the glory forever and ever.
Amen
2) How does the bottom feel ? - CPFC BBS
How does the bottom feel ?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
We weeds are well used to being the 'butt' of your gay digs.
But who is it that can't keep away from bottom?
Admit it, you're addicted to bottom, and you love the fact that you'll soon be 'going down'.
Recovered yet from from your weekend arse spanking,
Did it turn you on when Swansea kept penetrating that great big crack in your defence.
Did you enjoy that 'passage of play'?
Enjoy being behind ?
As you hopelessly tried to pump your own balls into the oppositions box, all 23 of your fans shouting "stick it in" only to realise you couldn't score in a kemptown brothel.
Not long bottom bandits before you slip through the championship back door.
As the Brighton lads stick one up your crummbling club.
Cum and join us over ere...... We Hate Palace