[Politics] Count Binface's manifesto for the 2024 London Mayoral election.

[Stat Brother]

Tough to argue with.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Has to be better than the current spanner in the seat.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

In.

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

All vote winners but #21 is the clincher in my book, and I speak as someone who once got stuck upside down for 15 mins in a VR roller coaster there.

 

[pb21]

Stop the bots

 

[A1X]

Sensible policies for a happier Britain

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Sadiq Khan could fit in his bin helmet.

 

[clapham_gull]

It's a shame he's dropped his previous pledges to make Piers Morgan zero emission by 2030 and allow any Czechs on the Irish border to stay there.

 

[Jack Straw]

All makes perfect sense. He's got my vote.

 

[clapham_gull]

Has to be better than the current spanner in the seat.

Unlikely to change until either Khan steps down or the Tories put up a challenger that doesn't like posts about Enoch Powell on twitter and resorts to photoshopped lies as part of their campaign.

If you think Khan is bad check out Susan Hall.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Unlikely to change until either Khan steps down or the Tories put up a challenger that doesn't like posts about Enoch Powell on twitter and resorts to photoshopped lies as part of their campaign.

If you think Khan is bad check out Susan Hall.

I salute your indefatigability.

I'm goin to try something easier than explaining sense to potty.

I'm going to try to train my cat to play the mouth organ.

I really think that with perseverance it can be done.

Your quest....alas

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Anyone can teach a cat to play the mouth organ - easy peasy.

 

[clapham_gull]

It's a shame the Count isn't up against Lawrence Fox, but unfortunately only one of them managed to fill in the paperwork correctly.

As he quite rightly says:

One thing about us aliens is we never underestimate the admin…​

 

[Slum_Wolf]

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Hard to argue against any of that.

PS I know that pub in Uxbridge.

 

[clapham_gull]

Hard to argue against any of that.

PS I know that pub in Uxbridge.

The hand dryer is in awful position.

 

[Bodian]

The hand dryer is in awful position.

But like all politicians, it's just a wishy-washy promise. He says he'll pledge to move it to a more sensible position - but crucially doesn't say where, or how he will decide this. Lacking in detail - such a failing.

 

[clapham_gull]

I'm not holding up much up for Binface I'm afraid.

With the utterly useless Hall and Khan heading for a record victory, the big game in town would have been Binface versus Fox.

On that basis I would have happily voted for him. Seeing Fox humiliated is never a wasted vote.

Unfortunately Fox can't fill a form in correctly.

 

[hart's shirt]

NSC. Home of the binface.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I find this a bit strange, and crushingly depressing - that the 'spoof candidate' has some policies more sensible, and more in line with public opinion than the major parties.

(I'm really not sure what it means for Binface though - what is he seeking to BE? )

I mean - who could argue against:

1. Holding Thames Water to account
3. Affordable food
5. Affordable housing
12. Promoting respectful behaviour on public transport
13. Giving back the stolen Greek loot
14. Capping ministerial pay / looking after the nurses
19. Properly taxing the Royal Family / Russian money in London
22. Discouraging antisocial behaviour in theatres, cinemas
23. Scrapping unnecessary voter ID legislation