Could John Virgo still Do a job as a striker ?

[T soprano]

What do you find on a snooker table that you will also find in men's trousers?

an extension
They just keep on coming

 

[The Truth]

What do you find on a snooker table that you will also find in men's trousers?

Peter Ebdons head?

 

[Everest]

Give him a break. He's been screwed enough.

 

[T soprano]

Give him a break. He's been screwed enough.

147 people have told me tonight I'm a plonker

 

[Skinthead]

Well I think its time we gave you a break!!

 

[Questions]

Well I think its time we gave you a break!!

Q : what is the highest break you can get in snooker ?

 

[8ace]

Score as many goals as you can

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

Q : what is the highest break you can get in snooker ?

155?

Free ball + black + 15 reds followed by blacks + all the colours from yellow to black

 

[Giraffe]

Perhaps he would work well with Wayne BRIDGE

 

[Woodchip]

His step overs could leave the opposition snookered

 

[Jesus Gul]

Would rather have Crystal palace wonder-kid Yannick Le Baize

 

[Mr deez]

He has a foot like a Cannon.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Bet you were expecting people to say balls

The answer i was looking for was legs !

 

[Kumquat]

What's green and brown, got six pockets and would kill you if it fell out of a tree on top of you?

A snooker table.

That was one of the most popular jokes at my school in the 80s when snooker was all the rage. Glue sniffing was also quite popular.

 

[T soprano]

The answer i was looking for was legs !

That one eluded me well done

 

[simmo]

On the bench at bottom-of-the-league Bristol Rovers. John Virgo would probably be a better shout.

Poor old Virgs at one time a £1.5M signing to now being on the bench for the bottom league side, the highs and Ted Lowe's of professional football.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

I saw Adam Virgo on celebrity eggheads over Christmas, he looked awful and was shaking like a leaf, has he had an illness or, to put it politely, does he like the odd drink now and again.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

You know, since I first saw this thread I've tried to come up with a pun involving the CLASSIC Virgo catchphrase of "where's the cue ball going?!".

I have failed. I considered a, "where's that header going?!" but it doesn't work does it.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Coffee spat all over the table.

Not even as a defender


... and that is is NATURAL position.

 

[Sussex on Leith]

This thread seems a good enough excuse to watch this again. Some fantastic footage of respective sets of fans, and one of the best memories in over 25 years supporting the Albion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UQtHi5beGg