Of course you wish you were a Palace fan.
Look a the pile shite you support.
Now excuse me while I have a look at your goal difference.......
...........there.Much better! An intreeging read.
Study it carefully. You will need practice for next season when you are below us in league 1.
You best go to bed now mate. Don't want to miss Jeremy Kyle and mess up the rest of your hectic daytime TV schedule.