Could Gary Goals be the answer to our striker problem?

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I wonder if there is a way of getting the lad's mobile number and actually giving him a call to confirm that he is in talks with the club? Someone must be able to look him up somewhere as I suspect there can't be more than a few dozen 'Gary Goals' in the phone book?

Gary's got that one covered. Goals IN!

 

[Hugo Rune]

Gary's got that one covered. Goals IN!

Great find.

I've left him a message. Hopefully he'll be on his way to Watford soon in his blue and white football clothes!

 

[jakarta]

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Maybe this bloke's available? ��

Don't think Melchester Rovers will let him go, apparently being groomed for Player Manager...

 

[GreersElbow]

Can he play left back?

 

[1066familyman]

Can he play left back?

FFS! No one seems to be taking this thread seriously. He wrote clearly states he won't play at the back.


No wonder out recruitment is in a mess when people that matter can't even read a simple CV! We need to seriously up our game in this department or Glovers gonna waltz in here and nick that last squad number and there's nothing any of us are gonna be able to do about it.

Sake!

 

[SweatyMexican]

It's a yes from me.

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

Naylor says No.

 

[maffew]

It would be really mean to phone him wouldn't it

 

[Fungus]

"Up to two miles from Hackney"? A bit limiting, perhaps.

 

[maffew]

Gary Goals‏ @GoalsGary 8 Jan 2014
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Also have played 3 games for the town of Halifax and have scored 5 goals also to include an backheel goals

 

[GreersElbow]

FFS! No one seems to be taking this thread seriously. He wrote clearly states he won't play at the back.


No wonder out recruitment is in a mess when people that matter can't even read a simple CV! We need to seriously up our game in this department or Glovers gonna waltz in here and nick that last squad number and there's nothing any of us are gonna be able to do about it.

Sake!

We really need to be imaginative, 1066, the market is against us and we're the sensible ones.

Ideally, we'd be looking into the Kazakhstan leagues and possibly the Maltan league.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

We really need to be imaginative, 1066, the market is against us and we're the sensible ones.

Ideally, we'd be looking into the Kazakhstan leagues and possibly the Maltan league.

Or maybe even further afield. Should we lose out on the big G in a bidding war with Huddersfield, the boy SCIENTIST clearly knows where the goal is. Tried and trusted internationalist. Pick THAT one out, flailing England keeper!

 

[1066familyman]

We really need to be imaginative, 1066, the market is against us and we're the sensible ones.

Ideally, we'd be looking into the Kazakhstan leagues and possibly the Maltan league.

Ideally, yes but do we have time for those kind of luxuries?

I mean, who wouldn't want a Maltese Kazakh at this stage in proceedings? But being realistic, I'm not sure we really have time for such extravagances at this point in proceedings.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Or maybe even further afield. Should we lose out on the big G in a bidding war with Huddersfield, the boy SCIENTIST clearly knows where the goal is. Tried and trusted internationalist. Pick THAT one out, flailing England keeper!

You found that, because you couldn't find one of a Scot scoring against our England keeper!

 

[maffew]

Or maybe even further afield. Should we lose out on the big G in a bidding war with Huddersfield, the boy SCIENTIST clearly knows where the goal is. Tried and trusted internationalist. Pick THAT one out, flailing England keeper!

Well we do need 2 and a front pair of SCIENTIST GOALS would really show we mean business get them both

 

[Nigella's Cream Pie]

That'll be Dwanye Rooney, class player.

Or Diane?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

You found that, because you couldn't find one of a Scot scoring against our England keeper!

Racialist!

 

[GreersElbow]

Or maybe even further afield. Should we lose out on the big G in a bidding war with Huddersfield, the boy SCIENTIST clearly knows where the goal is. Tried and trusted internationalist. Pick THAT one out, flailing England keeper!

Good spot, THPP. I hope the scouts are keeping tabs. Delayed signings will be worth it when we sign this pukka player

Ideally, yes but do we have time for those kind of luxuries?

I mean, who wouldn't want a Maltese Kazakh at this stage in proceedings? But being realistic, I'm not sure we really have time for such extravagances at this point in proceedings.

This is a fair point, we may need to look to Fiji or some Pacific Island.

There might be some players in Guam desperate to get off the island before they're nuked...

 

[maffew]

'His' twitter is quite amusing

Gary Goals‏ @GoalsGary 9 Jan 2014
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Hello my friends..I am tired after long day of scoring the goals and ****ing the women!!

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Is this confirmed yet?

#holdthenerve