Corruption in the UK, from top to bottom.

[simpleton]

What do you mean? Sun, Sea, Sand and Surf

you forgot sangria !

and sewage and sunstroke

 

[Triggaaar]

What is your price to do something unethical within your work or personal life.

We all have a price, whats yours?

Depends on the unethical deed. Give a contract to the wrong company, or maybe let a foreigner become a British citizen - I could be bought. Imprison the wrong man, or go to war without good cause - not for all the tea in China (and I understand there's a lot of it).

 

[Triggaaar]

If you think its bad in the UK you should try living in Spain.

If you think it's bad in Spain, you should try living in Italy.

 

[Commander]

Depends on the unethical deed. Give a contract to the wrong company, or maybe let a foreigner become a British citizen - I could be bought. Imprison the wrong man, or go to war without good cause - not for all the tea in China (and I understand there's a lot of it).

I wouldn't have thought too many people on NSC have the authority to decide to go to war, to be fair.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

If you think it's bad in Spain, you should try living in Italy.

When I lived in Italy (before the UK joined the EEC - as it then was), all I wanted to do was register my (legal) resident's status with the local Carabinieri. The guy who could have issued me with the papers never got round to doing so, because he preferred my status to be illegal and unregistered. In exchange for the favour of not arresting me, all he wanted was for me to promise to smuggle in a camera for him next time I returned from the UK.

He used to tip me off whenever his superiors visited the town I lived in, telling me that, if I was asked any questions, I was a language student studying at Perugia University (100 miles away) and I had accidentally left my passport and papers in Perugia.

 

[looney]

When I lived in Italy (before the UK joined the EEC - as it then was), all I wanted to do was register my (legal) resident's status with the local Carabinieri. The guy who could have issued me with the papers never got round to doing so, because he preferred my status to be illegal and unregistered. In exchange for the favour of not arresting me, all he wanted was for me to promise to smuggle in a camera for him next time I returned from the UK.

He used to tip me off whenever his superiors visited the town I lived in, telling me that, if I was asked any questions, I was a language student studying at Perugia University (100 miles away) and I had accidentally left my passport and papers in Perugia.

You should of taped it then blackmailed him for whatever you wanted,

 

[looney]

I wouldn't have thought too many people on NSC have the authority to decide to go to war, to be fair.

I do, I'm a delusional megalomaniac, so your wrong!

 

[drew]

Would be interesting to know exactly how much is spent on hospitality by business, both in enticing contracts and as a post contract thank you, bearing in mind that at the end of the day it is the consumer who pays for it through increase in the final price.

 

[bobby smith]

I found a TENNER in Tescos yesterday put it straight in my skyrocket does that make me corrupt

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

I work in recruitment, I do unethical things every single day!

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