[TV] Coronation 2023 ***Official Match Thread***

[BadFish]

What stupid pricks would do such a thing?

It looks like a mouses head.

 

[Hovegull]

Anyone leaving early?

 

[BadFish]

Too many horses for my liking, its like the internal combustion engine was never invented.

 

[raymondo]

It looks like a mouses head.

Nope... I'm pretty sure it's a penis

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

Will there be a light show just before they get to the Abbey

 

[BadFish]

Anyone leaving early?

Yeah me, I am losing interest fast.

 

[BadFish]

Badly behaved horses all over the shop.

Sort it out!

 

[Cheshire Cat]

 

[BadFish]

So do all the people watching this bit go home now?

 

[Pevenseagull]

As is tradition

 

[Triggaaar]

The horses are miss-behaving, which is the best bit so far

 

[keaton]

Will there be a light show just before they get to the Abbey

I think after it's some shit fireworks, everyone shakes clackers and they play the Premier League anthem

 

[Eric the meek]

We do put on a good show don't we?

 

[Frutos]

I think after it's some shit fireworks, everyone shakes clackers and they play the Premier League anthem

I think the Champions League anthem gets an airing part-way through.

 

[Icy Gull]

Anyone leaving early?

Thinking about it, this has got “dull nil nil draw” written all over it. Too much showboating and no goalmouth action

 

[Eric the meek]

Camilla has just retrieved her phone from the footman, and can confirm she's done her 10000 steps for today.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Frankie Boyle's take on it is brilliant..

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

A few anguished members of the crowd shouting ‘shoot’, as they haven’t seen a regicide in over 196 million minutes of open play - the last one being from a set-piece via a stoppage time execution.

 

[Javeaseagull]

Camilla has just retrieved her phone from the footman, and can confirm she's done her 10000 steps for today.

Bet she's gasping for a fag.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Yes!!!

I had Floella Benjamin in my coronation bingo.

Gimme 5.