I would never swap a sausage for haloumi, you have crossed a line on that one. Would definitely try a dollop of coleslaw on the side of the plate. great with toast in any cirumstance
Try the coleslaw, recognise I have the answers to a perfect fry up and then try the haloumi. I guarantee you'll pop that forkfull in your face, pause, look up to the sky and say quietly to yourself "Well I'll be, Clamp, you beautiful sonofabitch" then tuck straight back in.