Coppell says he wants to sign Andrei?

[CAFC Matt]

I am a robot - didn't you know that

 

[Safeway]

I'm beginning to think so.

 

[CAFC Matt]

Nothing ewlse to do you see - waiting for exam results so just on PC, with BB on footy forums. Boring but nothing else to do

 

[Safeway]

Do what I do at this time of night, look at porn.

("This time of night"? Who am I trying to kid? Any chance I get.)

 

[CAFC Matt]

Good idea, never thought of that

 

[Turkey]

No joke. CAFC Matt is a robot.