[Help] COP 26 Chants @ The Amex

[crodonilson]

I think from the other threads there is a strong feeling of action needed to prevent the climate crisis which has already begun, and we have a great opportunity in front of the TV cameras tomorrow to demonstrate our support for action. SO which songs do you thing we should get going tomorrow night??

- One Greta Thunberg, there's only Greta Thunberg!!

- You can stick your climate crisis up yer arse!!

- What do we want?? Climate Justice!! When do we want it?? Now!!

- No more coal, no more oil, keep your carbon in the soil!
No more petrol! No more diesel! Burning fossil fuels is evil!
No borders! No more nations! No more gas power stations!
Hey hey, ho ho, climate change has got to go!

-1,2,3,4
Climate change must be shown the door!.
5,6,7,8
How much longer can we wait?!

- Everywhere we go
People wanna know
Who we are?
And where we come from?
So we tell them:
We are the people
Who saved the planet
And if they can't hear us?
We shout a little louder

 

[Insel affe]

None of the above.

 

[Is it PotG?]

I'm more interested in the despicable new Toon owners with Smug Eddie at the helm than natural phenomena.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Great idea Crodo. I think all football fans will want to come together to demonstrate, no matter who you support, we all agree we need action now.

I suggest an adaptation of Stevie's Superstition

Stop Carbon Emissions,
Writing's on the wall,
Very superstitious,
Ladders bout' to fall,
Thirteen month old baby,
Angry at our past
100 years of bad luck,
We have to act really fast.

When you believe in things
That you don't understand,
Then you suffer,
Carbon emissions aint the way

 

[banjo]

I’d prefer…. You can stick your ****ing tea towels up your arse, and repeat.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Surely just add the word "Lucas" to the first line of the chorus of Sweet Caroline?

 

[Carlos BC]

No thanks. There are other places and other ways to work towards climate change.
Tomorrow I would like to go and sing songs about The Albion and the players and be politely derogatory about the other team and maybe referee.

 

[schmunk]

Every time the Newcastle keeper takes a goal kick:

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaah - You're significantly contributing to climate change with your dependence on unsustainable fossil fuels - Ahhhhhhhhhh!"

 

[Titanic]

I'm more interested in the despicable new Toon owners with Smug Eddie at the helm than natural phenomena.

That's quite catchy... what's the tune?

 

[Bry Nylon]

My Old Man
Said buy a diesel van
I said, a hybrid model would probably make more environmental sense.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Who ate all the meat pies?
Who ate all the meat pies?
Polluting b'stards
Polluting b'stards
Who ate all the meat pies?

 

[JC Footy Genius]

I think from the other threads there is a strong feeling of action needed to prevent the climate crisis which has already begun, and we have a great opportunity in front of the TV cameras tomorrow to demonstrate our support for action. SO which songs do you thing we should get going tomorrow night??

- One Greta Thunberg, there's only Greta Thunberg!!

- You can stick your climate crisis up yer arse!!

- What do we want?? Climate Justice!! When do we want it?? Now!!

- No more coal, no more oil, keep your carbon in the soil!
No more petrol! No more diesel! Burning fossil fuels is evil!
No borders! No more nations! No more gas power stations!
Hey hey, ho ho, climate change has got to go!

-1,2,3,4
Climate change must be shown the door!.
5,6,7,8
How much longer can we wait?!

- Everywhere we go
People wanna know
Who we are?
And where we come from?
So we tell them:
We are the people
Who saved the planet
And if they can't hear us?
We shout a little louder

Chanting a few songs won't make any difference, we need a gesture that will REALLY bring about change ... have you thought about running on the pitch dressed as an oil rig (combining two causes) taking the knee obvs then super glueing yourself to the goalpost or random Newcastle player?

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[Is it PotG?]

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

All excellent suggestions, maybe you could get the club to put the words up on the big screens timed to appear exactly as you start each one off?

 

[Bry Nylon]

Good old sewage in the sea
Good old sewage in the sea
And we tell them all
Not to do the front crawl
In the sewage in the sea

 

[Insel affe]

Doh

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

I think from the other threads there is a strong feeling of action needed to prevent the climate crisis which has already begun, and we have a great opportunity in front of the TV cameras tomorrow to demonstrate our support for action. SO which songs do you thing we should get going tomorrow night??

- One Greta Thunberg, there's only Greta Thunberg!!

- You can stick your climate crisis up yer arse!!

- What do we want?? Climate Justice!! When do we want it?? Now!!

- No more coal, no more oil, keep your carbon in the soil!
No more petrol! No more diesel! Burning fossil fuels is evil!
No borders! No more nations! No more gas power stations!
Hey hey, ho ho, climate change has got to go!

-1,2,3,4
Climate change must be shown the door!.
5,6,7,8
How much longer can we wait?!

- Everywhere we go
People wanna know
Who we are?
And where we come from?
So we tell them:
We are the people
Who saved the planet
And if they can't hear us?
We shout a little louder

Has dirty Barry put you up to this?

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Steve Bruce, he’s better than yoooooou

Obviously only when we are winning.

 

[sams dad]

I think from the other threads there is a strong feeling of action needed to prevent the climate crisis which has already begun, and we have a great opportunity in front of the TV cameras tomorrow to demonstrate our support for action. SO which songs do you thing we should get going tomorrow night??

- One Greta Thunberg, there's only Greta Thunberg!!

- You can stick your climate crisis up yer arse!!

- What do we want?? Climate Justice!! When do we want it?? Now!!

- No more coal, no more oil, keep your carbon in the soil!
No more petrol! No more diesel! Burning fossil fuels is evil!
No borders! No more nations! No more gas power stations!
Hey hey, ho ho, climate change has got to go!

-1,2,3,4
Climate change must be shown the door!.
5,6,7,8
How much longer can we wait?!

- Everywhere we go
People wanna know
Who we are?
And where we come from?
So we tell them:
We are the people
Who saved the planet
And if they can't hear us?
We shout a little louder

All very worthy Crodo, but more importantly, where is the “Newcastle’s most famous supporter “ thread?

 

[Sea Cider]

Good old sewage in the sea
Good old sewage in the sea
And we tell them all
Not to do the front crawl
In the sewage in the sea

Genuine lol