[Music] Convince an old bloke that not every song by somebody (featuring somebody else) is crap.

[Stato]

I would have found something suitable, but since you have dismissed everything by Queen as crap, you are clearly a musical heathen and not worth bothering with.

Alright John Robins.

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

 

[Cotton Socks]

Upon reflection I don't think this tune will convince you!

 

[Cotton Socks]

I'm stopping now!

 

[Stato]

I'm stopping now!

Probably best. The Eurythmics featuring Aretha Franklin is a bit like Newhaven FC featuring George Best.

 

[Scappa]

 

[Seagull58]

I DARE you not to love this, even if you don't understand Zulu

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

 

[Guinness Boy]

 

[Goldstone Guy]

 

[Goldstone Guy]

 

[Flounce]

This is one of my favourite songs of all time

 

[Seagull58]

 

[Weststander]

 

[GT49er]

Errmm....... sorry to tell you - you're not doing very well so far.

 

[razer]

 

[HyperTony]

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

The weight. - The Band and the Staple singers.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

The icicle works (Featuring Peter Wylie of Wah!).

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Icon of Coil featuring Computer Girl. Stunning track