saafend_seagull
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Looks like he is getting the boot this week, makes it impossible to finish above them now. Think it’s too early for de zerbi ?
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[Football] Conte WOW
- Thread starter PILTDOWN MAN
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- Oct 17, 2008
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Astonished he’s still there. Hands up on this one, I predicted he’d be gone by lunchtime. I’m guessing the lawyers are earning a decent rate today.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
He's made his play to get sacked, but he's out of contract in 3 months anyway so its not like he'll get much of a payoff.
I've heard he went TONTO on Saturday because somebody in the dressing room touched his weave.
US Seagull
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Maybe Spurs are waiting to see if they can line up Roy Hodgson for the rest of the season!
Lucky they didn't touch the large smooth area up the back of his neck, almost to the crown, from whence the tonsure repair hair had been so cruelly taken.
Very sensitive area, that. The outer cuticle of Shatner's Bassoon.
Touch that, and there would be a real risk he may have done a sex wee.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Thats a great band name right there.
Lucky they didn't touch the large smooth area up the back of his neck, almost to the crown, from whence the tonsure repair hair had been so cruelly taken.
Very sensitive area, that. The outer cuticle of Shatner's Bassoon.
Touch that, and there would be a real risk he may have done a sex wee.
- Oct 17, 2008
- 14,500
Jessup Jessup Jessup.
Lucky they didn't touch the large smooth area up the back of his neck, almost to the crown, from whence the tonsure repair hair had been so cruelly taken.
Very sensitive area, that. The outer cuticle of Shatner's Bassoon.
Touch that, and there would be a real risk he may have done a sex wee.
It’s bang out of order.
driller
my life my word
Rumours he’s gone.
- Oct 17, 2008
- 14,500
Telegraph exclusive, reporting he has flown back to Italy and has been sacked. Guessing today was for the lawyers after all.
Beats the name of the band I was in, age 15, that played Claire hall in Hayward's Heath, in 1973. More than 200 in the audience.
Bruce.
I lodged a protest, I really did.
Bruce.
Not Son of Sam's Salami Slicer (we were a bit metally)
Not The Fragrant Wand (we were a bit Caravanny)
Bruce
Later I was in an (imaginary) punk band called Surge.
Bruce.
There is only one thing (apart from not giving a shit) that allows me to not let this be a life-defining moment.
And that is, er, oh, I just explained, already. Never mind
Icy Gull
Back on the rollercoaster
- Jul 5, 2003
- 72,015
Few Australians in the band?Beats the name of the band I was in, age 15, that played Claire hall in Hayward's Heath, in 1973. More than 200 in the audience.
Bruce.
I lodged a protest, I really did.
Bruce.
Not Son of Sam's Salami Slicer (we were a bit metally)
Not The Fragrant Wand (we were a bit Caravanny)
Bruce
Later I was in an (imaginary) punk band called Surge.
Bruce.
There is only one thing (apart from not giving a shit) that allows me to not let this be a life-defining moment.
And that is, er, oh, I just explained, already. Never mind
Funny thread
TomandJerry
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- Oct 1, 2013
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Shirley it's either Poch, Thomas or RDZ (even though I blooming hope not!)
Mr Bridger
Sound of the suburbs
Hopefully Levy would avoid Italians from now on.
Monty Python fans
thedonkeycentrehalf
Moved back to wear the gloves (again)
- Jul 7, 2003
- 9,340
Before joining Iron Maiden, Bruce Dickinson was in a band called Samson and went by the name Bruce Bruce. He would have fitted in quite nicely with your band.Beats the name of the band I was in, age 15, that played Claire hall in Hayward's Heath, in 1973. More than 200 in the audience.
Bruce.
I lodged a protest, I really did.
Bruce.
Not Son of Sam's Salami Slicer (we were a bit metally)
Not The Fragrant Wand (we were a bit Caravanny)
Bruce
Later I was in an (imaginary) punk band called Surge.
Bruce.
There is only one thing (apart from not giving a shit) that allows me to not let this be a life-defining moment.
And that is, er, oh, I just explained, already. Never mind
It's an impressive thing. Almost as good as Jason Steele's. But not as good as Rob Holding's.
It could well be utter horsesh|t of course, but a Spurs fan I know seems to think there's a clause in his contract meaning that if Spurs fire him, they have to pay him for the year's option they have on his contract.
It would perhaps explain the standoff on both sides.
It seems weird that a wealthy man like Conte would do his very best to be sacked just so he can be paid up for the last 3 months of the contract. Why trash his reputation by acting the c**t in public for a (relative to his wealth) small sum of money?
Likewise, you'd think that Levy would be decisive and sack him if it would 'only' cost 3 months' salary?
Sounds feasible, but probably horsesh|t. Whatever - here's hoping the drama continues and they crash and burn to help our run at 4th place