CONGRATULATIONS to the Email Scammers

[pasty]

AT LAST - THEY'VE DONE IT !!!

After about 20 different emails saying my online banking service has been suspended supposedly from Lloyds, Halifax, NatWest, Barclays, HSBC etc etc, I FINALLY got one this morning puporting to be from the actual bank I use.

Well done scammers

 

[SpongebobSquarepants]

Yeah I get these too and on my work account which normally spots spam from a mile away

 

[NMH]

I have sent several amounts to Nigeria, awaiting the millions I am to inherit.
They all know what a great trustworthy person I am, and hoped the lord to be with me and everything.
There must be a slight delay.

Also, some family members and their inheritants all died in a plane crash a few weeks ago - I sent my bank details.....but nothing.

 

[Paskman]

If you want a laugh look at this site - revenge is sweet!!

http://www.419eater.com/

 

[fly high]

I have sent several amounts to Nigeria, awaiting the millions I am to inherit.
They all know what a great trustworthy person I am, and hoped the lord to be with me and everything.
There must be a slight delay.

Also, some family members and their inheritants all died in a plane crash a few weeks ago - I sent my bank details.....but nothing.

I got a letter this morning from Hui Xi Jinping (you'd think he'd choose an easier name), says he works for a bank & has access to £10.5M in some bloke's bank account, who died in China without making a will, has my surname so Hui could say I am the rightful heir & we'd split the money 50/50 but I must keep it secret............... Oh bugger does this mean I've screwed up & won't get the money now? Should I email him anyway? What do you think?

 

[Everest]

AT LAST - THEY'VE DONE IT !!!

After about 20 different emails saying my online banking service has been suspended supposedly from Lloyds, Halifax, NatWest, Barclays, HSBC etc etc, I FINALLY got one this morning puporting to be from the actual bank I use.

Well done scammers

So after finally getting it right, did you send your account details to them or not?

We have to know these things.

 

[zfleas]

Welcome to the 419 Eater

Read this and laugh your heart out

 

[pasty]

So after finally getting it right, did you send your account details to them or not?

We have to know these things.

Of course I did. I can't have my internet banking facility disabled now can I? Did I do wrong?

 

[H block]

This is serious. Please BEWARE!

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping.
Simply dropping into Sainsbury's for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot.
They both start cleaning your windscreen. Their large firm young breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
It's impossible not to look, especially with all the rain we have been having.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another store, in my case, Tesco, just down the road.
You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and both get completely naked.
Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!



I had my wallet stolen in Nov on the 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and 29th. And in Dec ? Well... twice yesterday and very likely again this coming weekend.

P.S. Aldi have wallets on sale for £1.99 each but Lidl are £1.75 and look better

 

[Surrey_Albion]

This is serious. Please BEWARE!

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping.
Simply dropping into Sainsbury's for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot.
They both start cleaning your windscreen. Their large firm young breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
It's impossible not to look, especially with all the rain we have been having.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another store, in my case, Tesco, just down the road.
You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and both get completely naked.
Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!



I had my wallet stolen in Nov on the 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and 29th. And in Dec ? Well... twice yesterday and very likely again this coming weekend.

P.S. Aldi have wallets on sale for £1.99 each but Lidl are £1.75 and look better

LOL

 

[Tomnorthi]

I click on them then type details in like "im not stupid you ****".

 

[Notters]

Could someone explain why I never get this shit? Presumably because I don't put my email address into dodgy websites?

 

[Codner pharmaceuticals]

Could someone explain why I never get this shit? Presumably because I don't put my email address into dodgy websites?

I've already sent them yours.

My personal favourite was the one saying they know some people are trying to kill me and they know where I live. I had to send them my details though including an address.

 

[The Brighton Bear]

I'm just waiting for all of these Russian girls to turn up. I have given them my bank details to help all of their sick mothers.

 

[NMH]

I got a letter this morning from Hui Xi Jinping (you'd think he'd choose an easier name), says he works for a bank & has access to £10.5M in some bloke's bank account, who died in China without making a will, has my surname so Hui could say I am the rightful heir & we'd split the money 50/50 but I must keep it secret............... Oh bugger does this mean I've screwed up & won't get the money now? Should I email him anyway? What do you think?

I won't tell him you shared this story, as long as you split the money with me.
Good luck will also come to you, see what happens within 15 minutes of giving me money!

 

[BHAFC_Pandapops]

gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood aftanon maaaaadaaaaam, ma name ees George Agdgdgwngo. Besickly, i would lak to know your bank account d'tells, and your sort code, so I can waier you de monies.