Congratulations Kemy

[MattBackHome]

...on Curacao's fully deserved qualification to the second round of the 2017 Caribbean Cup. The 1st Round table makes for pretty grim reading:

Pos	Team	Pld	W	W+	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts	Qualification
1	Dominican Republic	2	1	0	1	3	2	+1	3	Qualification to Second Round
2	Curaçao	2	1	0	1	2	2	0	3
3	Barbados	2	1	0	1	1	2	−1	3

In the second round they'll be facing off against Guyana and Suriname.

By the looks of his Instagram they had a bit of a party to celebrate.

 

[halbpro]

Dear god, that table is deeply depressing. Also makes you feel bad for Barbados really.

 

[MattBackHome]

I didn't realise Kluivert was the Curacao manager.

What a player he was.

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

More importantly, I've just seen that he signed for Hamilton...when the hell did that happen and what on earth were they thinking?!

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

More importantly, I've just seen that he signed for Hamilton...when the hell did that happen and what on earth were they thinking?!

The catering manager ordered too many pies, rather than let them go to waste, they've employed Kemy for a few months.

 

[LlcoolJ]

You mean he's actually playing football?

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

You mean he's actually playing football?

According to his wikipedia page he's actually made an appearance for Hamilton already. Baffling.

I assumed he'd just become a full time international player.

 

[Biscuit Barrel]

I am just watching Kemy playing for Hamilton against Aberdeen. They are 2 down after 15 mins. Kemy is a bit fatter and is now even slower. Has been booked for a late tackle and he keeps giving the ball away.

 

[blue'n'white]

"Curacao midfielder Kemy Agustien's nightmare first start for Accies comes to a premature end as he slumps to the ground under a challenge. Whether or not it is a genuine injury or in anticipation of him being hauled off by manager Martin Canning at half time, the 20-year-old former Birmingham City, Brighton, Crystal Palace and Swansea City man stays down long enough to be replaced with Daniel Redmond."

20 year old !! The BBC sports website needs to check a few facts I think
Young Kemy doesn't appear to have got any better

 

[Biscuit Barrel]

After 40 mins Kemy goes down injured. After receiving treatment on the sidelines he trys to go back on to the pitch, only to be told that he has been substituted whilst he was off the pitch.

 

[BUTTERBALL]

Useless, overweight, overpaid waste of space and oxygen.

 

[Lurchy]

Think they'll soon be relieved that they only signed him until the end of the season. Apparently Kemy struggled in the Danish 2nd Division, he only played 296 minutes in 6 months (8 matches) for Vendsyssel over there, surprised clubs keep going for him.

 

[Rogero]

He is now a free agent after his 2 games in Scotland. What a con artist .

 

[Sheebo]

Thanks for this one Burke - one of a number of shockers in your legacy

 

[Doc Lynam]

Imagine if CH was working with the old recruiting system

 

[Rogero]

Now a free agent again after playing a few games for FC Dordrecht. con man