Congratulations Boris and Carrie

[Bry Nylon]

Pork pie?

That's healthy.

Sadly, for those of us who enjoy witty one-liners, Pork Pie's ability to entertain us further on this thread has been withdrawn.

Additional sanctions may also have been applied - but of course I couldn't possibly comment.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Sadly, for those of us who enjoy witty one-liners, Pork Pie's ability to entertain us further on this thread has been withdrawn.

Additional sanctions may also have been issued - but of course I couldn't possibly comment.

I feel suddenly deprived of cholesterol.

How sad.

 

[Bry Nylon]

I guess it’s a lesson for all of us not to go to a friendly at Luton, drink 2 cans of Fosters on the train home then log onto NSC.

 

[Eeyore]

Whoo a keyboard warrior. Lol

You've just called someone 'scum' and suggested someone else drown in their vomit....

I think you may have taken the wrong turning here. Argus Comments is down in the sewer.

 

[Dick Head]

Sadly, for those of us who enjoy witty one-liners, Pork Pie's ability to entertain us further on this thread has been withdrawn.

Additional sanctions may also have been applied - but of course I couldn't possibly comment.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

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Not sure what point you want to make other than that is a shit gif of a fat ugly bloke dressed up to look a bit like Boris the Liar

 

[pastafarian]

Too many frigging people already.
Bloody selfish to keep spaffing out so many children. Put a fracking condom on or **** on her **** or the curtains or something.

 

[Dick Head]

Not sure what point you want to make other than that is a shit gif of a fat ugly bloke dressed up to look a bit like Boris the Liar

It's from PMQs when Lyndsay Hoyle made a veiled threat to cut him off by saying, "Thankfully we’ve got the sound… we don’t want to lose it."

The video's on here.

https://www.clactonandfrintongazett...osition-questions--speaker-tells-off-johnson/

I thought it was quite funny.

 

[Pint of Ale and a Burger]

Thanks, that is more straightforward than the Wikipedia article makes it seem. I did gather from the article that they're sacred to people who include the quote in their replies to posts on Internet forums.

Yes,sorry I didn't mean to offend anyone with my short answer ,I appreciate it is a lot more in depth than that.

 

[Pint of Ale and a Burger]

Why, is she getting a divorce?

I don't think so.
I meant I wish her happiness with her pregnancy and life in general after her bad news she spoke about.

 

[ShandyH]

Clearly been doing to Carrie what he's doing to the country.

Poor woman - imagine having THAT bouncing up and down on top of you, sweating profusely and grunting with pleasure

Like Prince Andrew, he probably doesn’t sweat.


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[Randy McNob]

Too many frigging people already.
Bloody selfish to keep spaffing out so many children. Put a fracking condom on or **** on her **** or the curtains or something.

Getting it done....

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

It's from PMQs when Lyndsay Hoyle made a veiled threat to cut him off by saying, "Thankfully we’ve got the sound… we don’t want to lose it."

The video's on here.

https://www.clactonandfrintongazett...osition-questions--speaker-tells-off-johnson/

I thought it was quite funny.

I see. Crikey. The man is quite an extraordinary buffoon. He came across there like an eccentric owner of an antique shop that had been passing off bits of wood cuttings as relics of the true cross and, under cross* examination says 'and whatabout that fellow over there and his dubious tie'



*Edit that was an unintentional bit of low comedy, but I'll accept full credit for it

 

[LamieRobertson]

……another one on the way.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-58042146

Unfortunately his mother won’t be there to see her grandchild as she has passed away …no matter what one may think of BJ the loss of a parent no matter what age is hard to take

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Unfortunately his mother won’t be there to see her grandchild as she has passed away …no matter what one may think of BJ the loss of a parent no matter what age is hard to take

Are we sure it was his parent?

 

[LamieRobertson]

Are we sure it was his parent?

Ouch…Harry!

 

[Fat Boy Fat]

Unfortunately his mother won’t be there to see her grandchild as she has passed away …no matter what one may think of BJ the loss of a parent no matter what age is hard to take

I wonder how many children around the country are thinking the same about their elderly parents who have sadly passed away under Mr Johnson’s stewardship of the Covid crisis?

 

[Baker lite]

Are we sure it was his parent?

Once again, the tolerant left pops up.
Shame on you.


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[Westdene Seagull]

Are we sure it was his parent?

I know you hold no candle for Boris but, as someone who lost their Mum two weeks ago and so know how it feels, I'd suggest that comment is somewhat below the belt.