Confucius.....

[Seagull on the wing]

He say............."Man who go to bed with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand! How very true!

 

[ezzoud]

He also said "Man who dates flat chested girl has reason for feeling down" which is equally true.....

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

and "It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl" Sound logical advice

 

[dingodan]

And Yoda say...

Crap thread this is.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Get it right, it's Friday

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Get it right, it's Friday

Love that one every time we see it .... how unhappy does that dog look - I'm sure he's saying "I look a dick, don't I".

 

[Gritt23]

Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day.

 

[NMH]

"the best revenge, is to live a good life,.... and given half a chance stick the knife in, and twist"

 

[Arun1664]

Woman who cooks meat and peas in same pot, most unhygenic