Superphil
Dismember
I can wiggle my ears
My mum's nan and David Beckham's nan are sisters. Not exactly close
Jeremy Beadle stuck his finger up my nose. I have photographic evidence.
Second cousins. That's close.
Which hand did he use the big one or the small one??
I had my photograph taken with Norman Baker this morning.
I was riding my motorbike once when I saw a bloke on a nice bike so I kicked him off and waited for him to bugger off to hospital before going back and nicking his bike.
I'm not 100% positive but I'm pretty sure I have a unique name (first and surname). I've been checking regularly on the Internet and haven't found another yet (although I did find a Facebook page for a cat with the same name - what the hell's that about?)