Confess one uniquely interesting fact about yourself

[Munkfish]

I Have shagged someone from this boards ex gf.

 

[GreersElbow]

I'm blind in my right eye, since birth the eye never grew (still the size of a baby's eye) I also have adequate depth perception. Forgot the medical term for the condition, however, it's pretty cool and definitely a talking point. Just not exactly great with the ladies.

And the most annoying question I get? "What's it like to see through one-eye?" I always reply with "What's it like to see through 2 eyes?"

 

[Everest]

I have one blue eye and one brown and blue, Madeleine McCann style........actually, that doesn't make it an unique fact, bollox.

It would be if you WERE Maddy

 

[grubbyhands]

I have driven many times in the 12 hour lawn mower race and never finished higher than 4th. (now my backs f#$ked)

Me too and mine too, how funny!

 

[Triggaaar]

I hold the record for watching the most games Brighton won before seeing us draw or lose.

 

[Brovion]

I have a genuine fairy godmother.

 

[Doctor Crawley]

I have a phobia of Tomato Ketchup.
Had it since I was 9,I'm now 42.

 

[pasty]

I hold the record for watching the most games Brighton won before seeing us draw or lose.

How many was that? Mrs P went to 18 (I think) games before seeing us lose, although that did include a couple of draws.

 

[cjd]

I have 54 first cousins (was 56 but two have died).

Got a mention in books published in the last six months by two of my long ago ex,s .....one of them a whole sodding chapter. Can't say I came out particularly well in them either.

 

[Enemy of the Estate]

I had my bell-end photographed by a doctor at Worthing hospital once. Well, he said he was a doctor.

 

[Mackenzie]

Yes, me too. Unlike my brother [MENTION=159]Stumpy Tim[/MENTION]. I once added "him" to a family conversation by guessing his hotmail address. This conversation went on for days before the owner of said hotmail address said "I'm surely you're all lovely people but I've never met any of you"



Oh, and I drank a bottle of whisky (well, minus 2 or 3 measures) when I was four years old. I was in a coma for 3 days after having my stomach pumped. Nurses told my parents I had a 50/50 chance of survival and if I did, would probably be brain damaged.






(come on, who's going to tap that one in?)*

How did it turn out?







*me

 

[Questions]

I once went in to a supermarket and put a dead mouse in one of their sandwiches.

 

[1066gull]

I masturbate

 

[severnside gull]

My grandfather operated miniature coaches at Peter Pan's Playground in the fifties and sixties.




I am the honorary Chancellor of a university

 

[piersa]

Myself and my wife were both born on 29/04/1972

 

[Richard Tiltmans Shin Pad]

My left eye is -16. My specs are as thick as the bottoms of those poncey half pint glasses that look like vases......

 

[Triggaaar]

How many was that?

It was enough that I genuinely think it probably is the record (just a hunch from working out the odds), but I don't want to say because some bastards will just say they saw a couple more and spoil my dreams It was at the end of the 80s, and the first game I ever saw that we didn't win was the 2 all draw at Anfield.

 

[BrightonBiatch]

i have too many hard to choose which one to tell !!

 

[fork me]

I have put a condom on a courgette in front of 25 teenagers and a bishop...

 

[East Preston Gull]

I can masturbate with my left hand!