Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
No one takes any notice of the Guardian, except the loony left brigade who have no grasp of economics but think they can put the world to right. Usually once you have grown up and gone past the student / green/ socialist stage you grow out of it and read a decent newspaper like the Times or Telegraph.
David Conn who writes for the Guardian is one of the best sports journalists there is. He covered the Hillsborough inquiries and inquests better than the rest of the papers put together.