[Misc] Commiserations - Today's the anniversary of us losing America.

[Stat Brother]

Dunno what they've got to celebrate

 

[Bozza]

I think it's obvious our forefathers could see what a shit show it was going to become, so were happy to put it up for adoption and let someone else deal with it.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Dunno what they've got to celebrate

I think it's obvious our forefathers could see what a shit show it was going to become, so were happy to put it up for adoption and let someone else deal with it.

I guess Canada complaining to the UN about their noisy neighbours, won't get to much

 

[zefarelly]

The ******** of the world, led by the biggest arse on the planet.

 

[Stat Brother]

I guess we should be celebrating with them, as today's the day in 1996 America singlehandedly thwarted an alien invasion:-

 

[Madafwo]

Dunno what they've got to celebrate

You call it losing yet this definitely feels like a win to me.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

I think it's obvious our forefathers could see what a shit show it was going to become, so were happy to put it up for adoption and let someone else deal with it.

Yet in the 21st century we’re doing our best to copy them.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Yet in the 21st century we’re doing our best to copy them.

Well they did save us in WW Two

 

[Stat Brother]

It feels like a day designed for 2 Twitter feeds

@Crazzyintheusa
&
#Floridaman

 

[Music City Gull]

Dunno what they've got to celebrate

Well, I guess as an American who was excited to join this site I should probably avoid this thread. We’re not all bad, by the way.

 

[Stat Brother]

Well, I guess as an American who was excited to join this site I should probably avoid this thread. We’re not all bad, by the way.

I for one loves you guys - great country + great people + lunatics = America


I wouldn't have it any other way.

 

[studio150]

After exporting School Proms, Halloween celebrations, America must be looking forward to when we become the 52nd State so that we can join in 4th July celebrations

 

[Stat Brother]

Found a game to while away the next couple of hours.

Google 'Florida Man' and your birthday (month then day for full effect) and see what you get as a present.


I got a cookie:-

A Florida man is facing a domestic battery charge after his girlfriend accused him of throwing a cookie at her.

Wade Smith, 41, was arrested Sunday in the alleged incident at his home in Zephyrhills, WFLA reported.

The victim told deputies that Smith threw a hard piece of cookie at her, hitting her in the forehead. Deputies said the woman was left with a red mark from the cookie.

"The defendant admitted to throwing the cookie at the victim without her consent," an arrest report said.

Smith was booked into the Pasco County jail where he remained in custody Monday, records showed. Attorney information wasn't available.

 

[Blue3]

Well, I guess as an American who was excited to join this site I should probably avoid this thread. We’re not all bad, by the way.

Good God no all the Americans I've meet have been really friendly normal humans, every County has its nutters sadly yours is currently in the White House

 

[Bulldog]

Good God no all the Americans I've meet have been really friendly normal humans, every County has its nutters sadly yours is currently in the White House

And ours is in Downing street

 

[vegster]

Found a game to while away the next couple of hours.

Google 'Florida Man' and your birthday (month then day for full effect) and see what you get as a present.


I got a cookie:-

A Florida man is facing a domestic battery charge after his girlfriend accused him of throwing a cookie at her.

Wade Smith, 41, was arrested Sunday in the alleged incident at his home in Zephyrhills, WFLA reported.

The victim told deputies that Smith threw a hard piece of cookie at her, hitting her in the forehead. Deputies said the woman was left with a red mark from the cookie.

"The defendant admitted to throwing the cookie at the victim without her consent," an arrest report said.

Smith was booked into the Pasco County jail where he remained in custody Monday, records showed. Attorney information wasn't available.

Don't the American's have a " Right to Bear Cookie's " Amendment ?

 

[vegster]

Well, I guess as an American who was excited to join this site I should probably avoid this thread. We’re not all bad, by the way.

" Excited to Join this Site " ? cripes ! you are in for some big disappointments here

 

[1066familyman]

Well, I guess as an American who was excited to join this site I should probably avoid this thread. We’re not all bad, by the way.

Yes, it appears the natives were/are decent people at least.

A tragedy still unfolding.

 

[1066familyman]

Yet in the 21st century we’re doing our best to copy them.

You only have to look at the amount of 'guesses' on this thread already. No one seems to suppose anymore it seems.

 

[Eeyore]

Found a game to while away the next couple of hours.

Google 'Florida Man' and your birthday (month then day for full effect) and see what you get as a present.


I got a cookie:-

A Florida man is facing a domestic battery charge after his girlfriend accused him of throwing a cookie at her.

Wade Smith, 41, was arrested Sunday in the alleged incident at his home in Zephyrhills, WFLA reported.

The victim told deputies that Smith threw a hard piece of cookie at her, hitting her in the forehead. Deputies said the woman was left with a red mark from the cookie.

"The defendant admitted to throwing the cookie at the victim without her consent," an arrest report said.

Smith was booked into the Pasco County jail where he remained in custody Monday, records showed. Attorney information wasn't available.

I got an Iguana....

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) — A Florida man called 911 after going to the bathroom and finding a bright green iguana swimming in his toilet.

Fort Lauderdale Battalion Chief Stephan Gollan tells the Miami Herald the man "freaked out and didn't know what to do."

He says firefighter Jeff Kurus put on a sterile glove, reached in and grabbed the iguana. He took it outside and released it into the wild.

Gollan says the department "is the end-all-be-all" when it comes to unique calls.