Richard Hebberd's Syrup
Banned
I'd rather be 10th in the Champ while being League 1 champs, rather than a runner-up of league 1 with Premier League promotion, only to go down next season while setting loads of unwanted records for the division!.
I presume you are joking
A shitty little trophy rather than making trips to the likes of Old Trafford and the Emirates? Yeah, ok