Comedy Dutch scoreboard

[Skint Gull]

on the first day of the season a few years back, Gary Nelson scored to put us 1 nil up.

rather generous timekeeping there...

 

[Half Man Half Biscuit]

The story unfolds:

http://europeanfootballweekends.blogspot.com/2008/11/telstar-fc.html

 

[Arthur]

I've always wondered about the point of scoreboards. I've been pretty pissed at some games but don't think I've ever been that bad that I needed to be reminded of the score!

BOLLOCKS!

Carlisle away! You didn't know which way was up! You did however know which way was down after Aspinall scored as you ended up at the bottom of the stand on your arse in about 2 seconds flat!

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Question: How does one know if it's 4 buckets to 1 for the home side or not?

 

[Half Man Half Biscuit]

Always home buckets to the left Twinkle toes. It says it here in my big book of scoreboards.

 

[pishhead]

Didn't MIKE SMALL play for Go Ahead Eagles?

yes he did, I have a friend who is an eagles fan and he is a bit of a legend there.

 

[CHAPPERS]

The story unfolds:

http://europeanfootballweekends.blogspot.com/2008/11/telstar-fc.html

That's how it should be.