Come On! Own Up! Do You Know Who Was On Page 31 of The Sun Today?

[Collar Feeler]

I've dealt with him, he's a carnt!

 

[Elegia]

They always seem to be the unemployed, although I guess they are keener to cash in on their embarrassment.

Brighton woman's noisy sex life lands her in court (From The Argus)

This delightful couple even made it onto US tv on Good Morning America and ABC news today!

ABC News: Man Banned From Girlfriend's Home After Noisy Sex

 

[Mr Burns]

These two couple are a prime example of why we should do away with the police and courts in certain cases, and just shot them and send them off to the dog food factory

Both look very very classy couples. What a f***ing state that bloke in the noisy bed case is. You'd be delighted if your daughter brought that home!!