Collective nouns

[Collar Feeler]

I'll start us off:

A Maclaren of tossers

A Lescott of frightened rabbits

 

[Uncle Buck]

A Barwick of bufoons?

 

[Franks Wild Years]

A Ferdinand of overpaid muppetts.

 

[tip top]

A Lampard of burgers

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Any group of any mentally / alcoholicly / drugged / dickheads should be called a JBRA

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

A McGhee of failures.

 

[Titanic]

A disgrace of footballers.

 

[Monkster]

a BRIDGE of shit leftbacks

 

[Dave the OAP]

A Mcleish of C***s

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

A Barry of ball watchers

 

[Lush]

A Crouch of tall people?

 

[Peter Grummit]

A CARSON of smashed crockery.

PG

 

[Dave the OAP]

an FA of FA

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

A Venables of cheap stolen watches

 

[The Large One]

A Defoe of orbiting satellites.

 

[Dave the OAP]

A Terry of Hoofs

 

[Brovion]

A GERRARD of blind, one-paced, overrated artisans.

 

[tip top]

An umbrella of teeth

 

[pasty]

A Beckham of fading lights

 

[Franks Wild Years]

A Carson of career ending mistakes.