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Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,425
Location Location
Yep.

When I lived in Italy, I used to spend a lot of my time in a very fine bar called La Mariuccia. Mariuccia was a nice old woman who used to refuse to sell me her excellent espresso coffee if it was after 9.00pm. "You won't sleep" was her advice.

I think that ws probably just the polite Italian version of "having you got a home to go to ?"
 






The Large One

Who's Next?
Jul 7, 2003
52,343
97.2FM
Why do people get so f***ing SNOBBY about coffee?

I LIKE some instant coffee

I LIKE Costa & Starbucks etc.

I also LIKE the real POSH stuff that costs an arm and a leg.

At the end of the day it's what you like innit?

Oh, make your mind up, then...

I associate the smell of instant coffee with over-painted, over-perfumed, 50-something dumptrucks and assorted slags (certainly NOT MILFs) who thrive through the morning in the office on a diet of that, fags, banal gasbagging and *nyarn, nyarn, nyarn* chewing gum. Instant coffee is little more than bad-breath-flavoured granulated flyshit.
 




British Bulldog

The great escape
Feb 6, 2006
10,974
I bought a funny cup of coffee at East Croydon station a few weeks ago, I think it was called " four shot " or something like that. I ended up with about a third of a paper cup something that looked like tar. I'm guessing whatever it was they put in there they forgot to add the water and milk.
 




Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
I think the name four shots gives us a clue that it could have been four shots of espresso?
 


British Bulldog

The great escape
Feb 6, 2006
10,974
I think the name four shots gives us a clue that it could have been four shots of espresso?

And people drink that stuff? I know I bought it pikeyland but you could tarmac your drive with that stuff.
 


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