[Palace] Code word or phrase for taking a dump?

[Steve in Japan]

Can I surmise that phrase is big in Japan?

It's big with me.

I find the Japanese don't bother much with metaphor or subtlety with bodily functions. "Unko ga shitai" is in common use, which means....... "I need a shit". See, no subtlety at all.

 

[Chicken Run]

Once worked with a guy ( he was gay ) who used this term. His version was clearly about going up the gary glitter !!

Oh my..,

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Releasing the chocolate hostage.

 

[Palacefinder General]

Chocolate log-arithms

Dispensing the bum choccy.

Craparama.

 

[atfc village]

Laying a Betty [Grable]

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Oh christ. I just thought Donald Trump Dump. I now realise why I've had some odd looks over the years. On the plus side, it also explains why a nice waitress surprised me after following me to the gents.

 

[-gully-]

Just going to spend the ‘ring fenced” money decorating Selhurst. Bit of a mouthful so timing is everything.

 

[-gully-]

Pardew is in the boardroom. Pardew has left the club via mutual consent.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Gotta drop the kids off

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[Albion my Albion]

Mine is "playing like palace"

 

[Albion my Albion]

If you have to urinate on a long car trip I call it "watering the wheel"

Which gives some new meaning to "wheel loose"

 

[armchairclubber]

Just going to send my cousin to the coast

 

[BN9 BHA]

Just nipping to Selhurst

 

[Carlos BC]

Going for a big job is ours

One of my mates I go to the England games with refers to it as 'going for a Declan' . No idea why

 

[Sirnormangall]

I’m just going to sit on the donut in granny’s greenhouse

Or

I’m just off to dumpsville Arizona

 

[GREASED WEASEL]

Richard III

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

My old nan wasn't trying to be funny but she always said I need to mess every time she needed to do her ablutions.
We are from Tunbridge Wells and this was many years ago, no idea if it is/was a Kent/Sussex saying for going to the toilet.
She had an outside toilet and Izal Medicated, in the middle of winter it was character building stuff the next door neighbour could see you going in and hear you taking a dump from their back garden as well.

 

[Yoda]

"I'm just going to lose some weight"

 

[sydney]

snap one off.......curl one out ......pebbledash the porcelain , don't ****ing go in there for a while

 

[RossyG]

“I’m off to make a Palace fan”.