[Palace] Code word or phrase for taking a dump?

[Fignon's Ponytail]

Me and the missus used to regularly go to Borders Bookshop in Churchill Square on a Thursday night years ago...and I almost always had to pop to the loo at some point during the evening.
Hence, whenever we now feel the need to take a dump, its known as a "Borders Moment"

 

[Change at Barnham]

I've got one in the departure lounge.

 

[AmexRuislip]

In WW2 styleeeeeee 'opening the bomb bay doors'
In an ice cream styleeeee 'doing a Mr Whippy'
Giving birth to a gorillas middle finger....

 

[AmexRuislip]

I prefer the equally politics related term of taking a Douglas.

Round here, that's called taking a Nicholas

 

[METALMICKY]

Dropping the kids off at the pool..

Just introduced my 5 year old twins to this expression. They love it but Mrs Metal Micky was not so impressed!

 

[grubbyhands]

My brother-in-law used to refer to the act as ‘strangling a darkie’

My absolute favourite that one. Permission to add " Launching a canoe?"

 

[Wykie seagull]

I need a Betty.

 

[The Clamp]

Dropping an otter
And if it’s really puppy nosing; “I’ve got a mole on the counter”.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Need a Donald

Isn't that slang for something else entirely?

 

[Shippers]

Fu Manchu

 

[half time scores]

Launching the lifeboat

 

[Chicken Run]

Dropping Anchor in Poo bay

 

[Ding Dong !]

Dropping Anchor in Poo bay

Once worked with a guy ( he was gay ) who used this term. His version was clearly about going up the gary glitter !!

 

[Two Professors]

Going for a Tommy Tit

 

[Hampden Park]

Letting go aft.
Weight watchers.
producing another baby's arm.

 

[surrey jim]

Off for a conversation,



Taken from Jim Royle's off for a chat with the Arabs

 

[John Byrnes Mullet]

Lay a grogan.

 

[DavidRyder]

Sending Mr Brown off to the coast.

Think I got it off the tellybox but can't remember what prog

 

[Is it PotG?]

Feeding the Fishes

 

[Sussexscots]

There's a mole at the counter and he's not taking no for an answer.

Sending a hazard to navigation on its way to the Forth (or a different river depending where you are).