[Palace] Code word or phrase for taking a dump?

[Parson Henry]

Hi folk

Just a bit of amusement.

In the Parsonage we try to refine our approach to having a poo when in polite circles by referring to the act of defecation as 'having a chat with Paula'. Paula being a distant cousin who was caught wanting to poo and has to rush fleet of foot back to a friendly loo to complete the deed. And so was borne the concept which formed the turn of phrase. It has now evolved to be more descriptive within the family to included:

I need to talk to Paula and she is in a hurry to chat.

I spoke to Paula and it was a long conversation.

I think that I may be speaking to her again and regularly today.

Paula wont talk to me and hasn't for a few days.

I suspect you can work out the subtlety of each reference.

So my question to this wonderful forum is what is your code word or turn of phrase to disguise this most natural of human needs in company?

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

I need to go for a shit.
And it's going to stink!

 

[The Wizard]

Sometimes it’s best not to post the thoughts in your head.

 

[Justice]

Last Christmas Day I announced I need to go and produce a Yule tied log.

 

[Guinness Boy]

I believe the NSC approved term is "curling out a Vince"

https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?239974-Brent-was-right-Women-are-DIRTY

I prefer the equally politics related term of taking a Douglas.

 

[Triggaaar]

Need a Donald

 

[madinthehead]

Dropping the kids off at the pool..

 

[Is it PotG?]

Who doesn't like to 'pinch a loaf'?

 

[pasty]

Clip off a cuban

 

[Questions]

My brother-in-law used to refer to the act as ‘strangling a darkie’

 

[beorhthelm]

code word? very little to be coded in our household, you know its due.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

I'm off to curl one down.
(actually in the process as I post)

 

[Bob'n'weave]

Parking ones breakfast

 

[Hugo Rune]

Drop a Baby Boris

 

[The Wizard]

Oh go on then, laying eggs.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Drop a Baby Boris

Ooh, possibly a bit of political satire......can't beat it first thing.

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Going to turn the bike round or as Gengis used to say "Going to water the horses"

 

[Jack Straw]

Going for an Eartha.

 

[Ding Dong !]

curling out some cable

 

[albionfan37]

Pinching a loaf