Cockney Rhyming Slang

[Brownstuff]

I like a bit of slang I do.
A few of mine that I use are;
Aryton (Senna): Tenner
Nelson (Mandela): Stella
Lesley (Ash): Slash
Ian Rush: Bus
Post your family favourites here

 

[The Legend that IS Lawro]

James Hunt - Jeremy Clarkson

 

[dale jasper football guru]

Ian rush.......bus

 

[vegster]

This thread will die on its bottle

 

[banjo]

Your havin a giraffe.

 

[Tarpon]

Your havin a giraffe.

A lady says he isn't

 

[El Sid]

I don't understand why other fans take the piss because there are a lot of Gordon Greers in Brighton.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Jack Hunt - Palace fan

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Oooh me Adrian's are giving me gyp ( Adrian Chiles)

 

[AlbionRob]

Oooh me Adrian's are giving me gyp ( Adrian Chiles)

I prefer my Michael's or my Chalfont's...

 

[Butch Willykins]

Alan's (Alan Whickers) - Knickers.

"Keep your Alan's on"

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Bloody Chalfonts are a pain in the arse

 

[Boys 9d]

As a football fan I never got past Bristols.

 

[nomoremithras4me]

I'm just going to George Michael down the Fat Boy Slim for a workout

 

[User removed 4]

Farmers is the correct one for piles

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

It is also known as Chalfonts, as in Chalfont St Giles

 

[Prince Monolulu]

I thought that they were the 'nulls'...as in 'null and voids'

 

[Diego Napier]

James Hunt - Jeremy Clarkson

 

[Harry H]

I don't understand why other fans take the piss because there are a lot of Gordon Greers in Brighton.

Cos they take it up the deaf and dumb!

 

[brakespear]

I prefer my Michael's or my Chalfont's...

ceramics innit?