Seagull kimchi
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Yay coke! No. Fook it. It's way too yummy and fun. And ends up draining your life's blood. No.. Stop... Don't glorify that shit - ever.
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[Humour] Cocaine and Football.
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Bevendean Hillbilly
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Thanks.
Knocky's Nose
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A grown up trying to act like a kid also sucks.... Watching a grown man gurning, sniffing, rubbing his nose every 30 seconds and chatting bollocks on coke is quite sad, really.
Still, as I've said - each to their own.
SeagullDubai
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The last time I had a run in with sniffer dogs was at Gatwick Airport. My laptop bag was full of pork sausages and I expected the dog to single me put for a search. Luckily he passed me by.
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pastafarian
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Well just goes to show how off my tits i was that day, i dont even remember it having a beer garden.
I was focused on other viewpoints possibly.......who knows
TheJasperCo
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A grown up trying to act like a kid also sucks.... Watching a grown man gurning, sniffing, rubbing his nose every 30 seconds and chatting bollocks on coke is quite sad, really.
Still, as I've said - each to their own.
And that's why your nez is parfait!
Algernon
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We've been told on this thread there are dogs that detect heroin and dogs that detect cocaine.
You're lucky it wasn't one of these or you'd have been in trouble.
Knocky's Nose
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Last season at West Ham away I was approaching the turnstiles, there was a sniffer dog and handler by the entrance.
Just as the dog was going to give me the once over another fan walked past holding a hot dog, the dog ignored me, jumped up and tried to grab the hot dog
I thought it was hilarious but the dog handler and fan with the hot dog were not impressed
Yes Chef
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Sounds like a wurst case scenario
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There are police dogs trained to identify drugs, firearms, explosives, cash and all sorts. Oh, bodies. That's another one.
Knocky's Nose
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A friend of mine accidentally took a WW1 Revolver through security at Gatwick. 
When I say 'took through' I mean he threw his rucksack on the scanner, walked through the scanner bridge, then the next thing he remembers is having four armed police pointing weapons at him shouting "ON THE FLOOOOR. NOWWW'
He narrowly escaped prison due to a technicality about it being an 'antique'.
When I say 'took through' I mean he threw his rucksack on the scanner, walked through the scanner bridge, then the next thing he remembers is having four armed police pointing weapons at him shouting "ON THE FLOOOOR. NOWWW'
He narrowly escaped prison due to a technicality about it being an 'antique'.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-...-finding-sausages-but-not-drugs-idUSKCN0XB19A
UK airport sniffer dogs good at finding sausages, but not drugs
LONDON (Reuters) - A team of sniffer dogs set up at a British airport at a cost of 1.25 million pounds ($1.7 million) have proved adept at discovering small amounts of cheese and sausages but not so good at finding smuggled drugs, a report said on Thursday.
An inspection of border security at Manchester Airport in northern England found that during a seven-month period, the six dogs had failed to find any illegal class A drugs, those considered the most dangerous such as heroin or cocaine.
“The deterrent effect of the detection dogs was difficult to measure, but seizures alone represented a low return on investment, given 1.25 million spent on new kennels and the costs of operating the unit,” said the report by the Independent Chief Inspector of Borders and Immigration.
Each dog has its own speciality in detecting goods such as drugs, tobacco, cash and meat being illegally brought into the airport by the 22 million passengers who use it annually.
However the report found that although the sniffers had helped customs seize 46 kg of cigarettes and 181 kg of meat, they had uncovered no class A drugs between November 2014 and June 2015 even though this was a “very high” priority.
It said one dog trained to find smuggled animal products had made “multiple accurate detections, but most were of small amounts of cheese or sausages, wrongly brought back by returning British holidaymakers and posing minimal risk to UK public health”.
bn1&bn3 Albion
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I don't think it's just football, go to almost any pub or club that has lads aged 18-30 and you will find the toilets a very popular place.
Durlston
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Sausages? "That's the way to do it!"
Durlston
"You plonker, Rodney!"
Very shy at using the urinals, that's all.
Must have very small cocks. I, on the other hand, nearly have someone's eye out with mine.
Brownstuff
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Jeremy Beadle had a very small cock but on the other hand it was massive
Cian
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That's usually the result of a different Class A.
Taken copious amounts of various product in my younger days at nightclubs/festivals/etc but can't even vaguely see the appeal at football.
I do understand the whole thing about the "big day out" concept that may or may not have been a pisstake up-thread; but I've either got to get back to the airport after a match or I'm intending to get blattered in town before falling towards Gatwick the next early afternoon so it wouldn't make sense in either situation.