Poetic licence.
Poetic joke.
Poetic licence.
This fallacy that he scored 10 goals in half a season needs straightening out. CMS got injured on 4/3/13. We had played 34 league matches by this point, Bristol City being the 35th. Unless the football season is now 18 months long and consists of 70 league games I think we can safely say he DID NOT score 10 goals in half a season.