CMS Asks For Celebration

[Dougie]

Could he run around waving a glow stick ?

 

[sully]

everyone tweet him saying kiss the badge!

No, no and thrice no.

 

[T soprano]

He should run round flapping his arms like wings whislt shouting Seeeaaaagulllls

Beat me to it maybe not the shouting seagulls bit but flapping his arms like a seagull ,Nolan does the chicken celebration

 

[looney]

If he scores at Palace then that followed by pistols.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Run over to the corner flag where there is a Palace shirt on the ground and piss all over it.

 

[Djmiles]

How about someone pretending to give him a haircut? About time he got it cut.

 

[Benjyman1990]

David Brents "flashdance" with "MC Hammer shit"
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

 

[brightonrock]

How about someone pretending to give him a haircut? About time he got it cut.

He's been scoring since he grew it out, and when it was long at the start of last season, when he cut it around Christmas it all went tits up. He's like a footballing Samson.

 

[Benjyman1990]

He's been scoring since he grew it out, and when it was long at the start of last season, when he cut it around Christmas it all went tits up. He's like a footballing Samson.

I agree, i think he should leave the weave!

 

[raz_18]

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

 

[grawhite]

When he scores against Palace away, he should have on his shirt, GROUPON GROUPON BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE, YOUR NEVER FILL YOUR GROUND.

Every other goal he should have on his shirt, we hate Palace.

 

[Tomnorthi]

Decide CMS's Next Goal Celebration

Can see some quite funny suggestions being sent into this

Craig Mackail Smith | Juice 107.2

 

[Del Boy]

Again?

 

[Oscar]

Great way for CMS to jinx his season. Personally, I couldn't give a f*** if he goose-stepped up to the halfway line dropped his shorts and did a Nazi salute before doing a crap in the centre circle when he scores - just as long as he does stick the ball in the net a bit more often than last season.

 

[NorthStandN1A]

Not sure I like this - he has just started scoring goals again, and he doesn't need to be worrying about celebrations, rather than just scoring goals in my opinion.

 

[pork pie]

I nice aggressive clenched fist raised in front of his face! Perfection.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Beat me to it maybe not the shouting seagulls bit but flapping his arms like a seagull ,Nolan does the chicken celebration

Yes, Nolan does. And is universally considered to look like an absolute cock.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I suggest a firm manly handshake with his nearest team-mates, followed by a brisk jog back to the halfway line.

 

[KZNSeagull]

I suggest a firm manly handshake with his nearest team-mates, followed by a brisk jog back to the halfway line.

Quite right!!

With a quick flash of a T-Shirt which reads "I do not have enough fingers to play for Norwich"

 

[cjwoolven]