C'mon, somebody start a new player rumour, we haven't had one for 24 hours

[empire]

none of the above

 

[Jimbo.GRFC]

Yes I'm bored, I might even wash the dog.

bhaexpress - Is this my cue LOL !

 

[salty seagull]

Right then, I `appen to be `in the know` as it were coz i know this geezer right,can`t mention no names right, but he`s called Dave(shit,keep that to yourself) and he works for Brighton fc right and `e says,no word of a lie,true as i`m sitting `ere, gospel like, on my life, no bullshit that we are signing this player, right,and he is so special,right,so we are gonna piss this league,right and he is gonna cost like £5,000,000 right and he`s gonna be the best player in the world right and i`m not really allowed to mention any names right but i think his first name begins with Scott and his surname begins with McLeish.Keep it nice and stum though.sweet as.

 

[Jimbo.GRFC]

I'll have to consult with Jimbo about that.

Yep I can inform you my sources have confirmed we're after Alfie Moone

 

[We're the Stripes]

THE Denilson will be slotting into the left side of our midfield next week. Free agent.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denílson_de_Oliveira_Araújo

 

[Jimbo.GRFC]

Marcus Bent.

Away games will prove interesting with one of our players having BENT on his shirt me thinks !!

 

[Jimbo.GRFC]

Right then, I `appen to be `in the know` as it were coz i know this geezer right,can`t mention no names right, but he`s called Dave(shit,keep that to yourself) and he works for Brighton fc right and `e says,no word of a lie,true as i`m sitting `ere, gospel like, on my life, no bullshit that we are signing this player, right,and he is so special,right,so we are gonna piss this league,right and he is gonna cost like £5,000,000 right and he`s gonna be the best player in the world right and i`m not really allowed to mention any names right but i think his first name begins with Scott and his surname begins with McLeish.Keep it nice and stum though.sweet as.

Spelling mistake, spelling mistake la la la la la

 

[clapham_gull]

The residents of Coventry really enjoy a joke about the bombing in the Second World War

 

[Arthur]

http://twitter.com/#!/SussexCommuter/status/20190003548131328 <-- that's not me by the way