Club to introduce new moaning section in the West Stand

[Herr Tubthumper]

A shagging section for middle-class toffs in the 1901

You're clearly not a member then are you?

 

[spanish flair]

How about a proper Stand Up If You Hate Palace section so that when this chant starts in the North Stand the other few who stand up in other parts of the ground don't look like Pr*tts

I must add I really really do hate Palace, but I never stand up during this chant.

 

[Barham's tash]

The I'm at a live game but I'd rather check up on the premier league scores to see how my 'other' team are doing section!

Could be alleviated by the club having a rolling scores ticker beneath the team sheets on the big screens?!

 

[greyseagull]

You're clearly not a member then are you?

I am a member. I like to shag a lot. And I am a middle-class toff.

 

[studio150]

For the record, I'm a far more worthy fan than you. I first watched the Albion in 1919 in the old Southern League when we beat Charlton 2-1 at the Valley. Blinking plastics, don't you love em....

Newbie!

What were you doing for the 18 years before the Charlton game.

 

[Codner's Wallop]

Newbie!

What were you doing for the 18 years before the Charlton game.

I know, I feel a little ashamed by this. I can recall, during a particularly energetic Charleston ball in 1925, some blighter screamed: 'Where were you during the Southern League punch-up against Croydon Common in 1916?BLOODY JCL'

I'll never forget it.

 

[Super Steve Earle]

Could we have a section for the ones who tell every Prem League goal as it's scored then kindly round up all the results at the end of the match, thus ruining the surprise on MoTD. They could also have Their own queuinq system to get out so they can reveal the results to each other without spoiling my enjoyment!

 

[maltaseagull]

Hot on the heels of the new 'central singing section' in the north stand, I was wondering which other sections could be introduced for the new season.

I nominate a moaning section, based on the relentless, depressive rantings of a west Stand STH who I often see on the match-day train.

What special sections would you like to see at the Amex?

And where would be the prime spot for the 'moaning block'?

Blimey. You would need to relocate several thousand season ticket holders to accommodate this

 

[Captain Sensible]

Beer only section, where there is only beer sold, and no women's toilets.