Club to introduce new moaning section in the West Stand

[Codner's Wallop]

Hot on the heels of the new 'central singing section' in the north stand, I was wondering which other sections could be introduced for the new season.

I nominate a moaning section, based on the relentless, depressive rantings of a west Stand STH who I often see on the match-day train.

What special sections would you like to see at the Amex?

And where would be the prime spot for the 'moaning block'?

 

[sydney]

drop offs at the gate for ipads , thermos flasks and knitting.....to be picked up at full time........combs and tooth-brushes to be handed out to worthy recipients.

 

[gregbrighton]

Is this an all pensioner section?

 

[symyjym]

Need a tone deaf singing section.

 

[greyseagull]

A shagging section for middle-class toffs in the 1901

 

[knocky1]

A 'Sing when we are winning' section to be in full voice at the end of every match this season.

 

[studio150]

To do the section justice the moaning section would need to be split into blocks, along the lines of:

1. Player x is rubbish regardless of what he does
2. Backward passing moaners
3. Knock it forward (we pass the ball forward and lose possession) stop knocking it long moaners
4. We haven't had a shot (or shot on target) moaners)
5. Why aren't we playing wingers, 4-4-2 etc moaners
6. We can't hang on to a lead moaners

And a platinum section for those that fall into all 6 sections above plus ad-hoc moaning.

All housed in the upper east so that when the sun is out they have problems viewing the match, and give them something else to moan about.

 

[MattBackHome]

To do the section justice the moaning section would need to be split into blocks, along the lines of:

1. Player x is rubbish regardless of what he does
2. Backward passing moaners
3. Knock it forward (we pass the ball forward and lose possession) stop knocking it long moaners
4. We haven't had a shot (or shot on target) moaners)
5. Why aren't we playing wingers, 4-4-2 etc moaners
6. We can't hang on to a lead moaners

And a platinum section for those that fall into all 6 sections above plus ad-hoc moaning.

All housed in the upper east so that when the sun is out they have problems viewing the match, and give them something else to moan about.

"There's not enough creativity in the final third"

 

[The Birdman]

Don't forget the catering moaning group .

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

Commentator section, for those who just cannot shit up

 

[symyjym]

The leave with 20 mins to go section.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

A stand where 3 different songs are sung at once by different groups within, or failing that the same song started at different times.

 

[Codner's Wallop]

How about a nostalgia moaning section where fans can still slate Ashley Barnes?

 

[Everest]

A section of ejector seats for the early leavers (preferably set for 15 minutes in)

 

[Everest]

A stand where 3 different songs are sung at once by different groups within, or failing that the same song started at different times.

Don't we already have the NS for that?

 

[The Fifth Column]

A coke snorting section for all the builders and scaffolders.

 

[Codner's Wallop]

A coke snorting section for all the builders and scaffolders.

Very funny. Imagine the aggro when someone's stash goes flying during a goal celebration...

 

[dazzer6666]

Transport moaning tier required

 

[Biscuit]

The leave with 20 mins to go section.

They'd all want isle seats

 

[Medwayseagull]

Commentator section, for those who just cannot shit up

Do you mean up the wall ?