***Club Statement***

[Two Professors]

Canadian Club is good if you want to get hammered!

 

[Philzo-93]

 

[Gumbo]

Prefered Escort or Razzle. Club was a bit dull..

 

[daveinprague]

Club foot is also known as congenital talipes equinovarus. Its extremely painful.

Was also a good Brighton club back in the day.

 

[northernseagull]

You cock

 

[tinycowboy]

Can you still get those Club biscuits with a golf ball on the wrapper anywhere in the world? What flavour were they - maybe plain chocolate? I haven't seen the raisin flavour recently either...

 

[Acker79]

 

[Manx Shearwater]

WooWoos is the only club in Britain which is also a description of the people that go there.

FACT.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Never go clubbing with a Canadian bird,
You'll end up covered in baby seal teeth.

 

[Hillian1]

You cock

Hmm, not sure I'd club my cock personally, but whatever floats your boat.

 

[rool]

Hmm, not sure I'd club my cock personally, but whatever floats your boat.

Depends if he is putting your hens off laying

 

[Taybha]

Why would you need 3 irons ?

 

[Vegas Seagull]

The Marbella Club hotel is far more fun than than a disciplinary hearing

 

[nwgull]

Prefered Escort or Razzle. Club was a bit dull..

Only because Escort and Razzle had very average looking birds in them - the sort that you'd have a genuine chance with at 1-50am.

 

[Big Jim]

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit, join our...

 

[Camicus]

Bravo sir well trolled

 

[KingstonSeagull]

I am better with a Driver than a 3 iron.

Orange chocolate one's are the best.


Anymore

I hope you get Lou Gehrig's disease...

 

[Mellotron]

p r i c k

 

[maltaseagull]

hahahahaha! Got me, hook, line and sinker.

Me too (the booger)

 

[The Birdman]

I am better with a Driver than a 3 iron.

Orange chocolate one's are the best.


Anymore

i bet you are playing with your club