[Albion] Club announcement due tomorrow at 5pm

[Stat Brother]

Never in doubt!

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Good knowledge.


TBH I'd have spilled the whole story, dunno how you kept a lid on it.

 

[Lindfield23]

 

[Clive Walker]

i'll give it till quarter.past before i give up on this one.

 

[peterward]

My SAUCE was right , it was massive

A MASSIVE DISAPPOINTMENT !!


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Sheffield Wednesday miss out on another player?

 

[Megazone]

Then make him watch Bentike’s greatest Palace goals on loop

Sorry but that's just inhuman, even for this.

 

[WhingForPresident]

 

[TomandJerry]

The main outcome of the announcement- squad numbers which came in 2 hours early..

1 Maty Ryan

2 Tariq Lamptey

3 Ben White

4 Adam Webster

5 Lewis Dunk

6 Dale Stephens

7 Aaron Connolly

8 Yves Bissouma

9 Neal Maupay

10 Alexis Mac Allister

11 Leandro Trossard

13 Pascal Gross

14 Adam Lallana

16 Alireza Jahanbakhsh

17 Steven Alzate

19 Jose Izquierdo

20 Solly March

21 Florin Andone

23 Jason Steele

24 Davy Propper

26 Robert Sanchez

30 Bernardo

31 Christian Walton

33 Dan Burn

34 Joel Veltman

41 Max Sanders

49 Jayson Molumby



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[lizard]

Was it the thing about the cardboard cutouts?

 

[Luke93]

That was a darn good hoodwinking.

 

[TomandJerry]

Was it the thing about the cardboard cutouts?

That also....







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[Bladders]

NSC EXCLUSIVE

The truth about Messrs Bladders & Sheebo:

Over the last half decade or so, I have noticed that when it comes to inside information on our latest transfers, two NSC posters are always in the know. After almost every major signing has been confirmed at the club over the past few years, one or both of these two scoundrels have openly revealed all sorts of classified information about the incoming player and contract, it’s uncanny.

How on earth are they privy to such closely guarded confidential information?

Well, I decided to find out!

Inspired by the lastest trend of NSC users becoming Private Investigators, I quickly decided that this project was for me, I ticked all the right boxes!

Board stiff - tick.
Attention Seeker - tick.
No self awareness - tick.
Not the sharpest tool in the box - tick.
Nosey and interfering - tick.

My next course of action was to work out when they started getting their insights then try to discover what their devious methods were.

They first started spouting off about their insights in the Summer of 2013. They were all over the signings of the likes of Agustein, Lita, Chicksen and Conway. How did they get this info and what had changed to allow the cunning duo access to such top level secrecy?

I decided this had to be an inside job and that the club must have recruited a ‘leak’ prior to the Summer signings. Through one of my sources, I scoured the clubs recruitment that Summer but drew a blank.

Then it hit me whilst I was sitting on the pan, cranking a steamer. Had the club changed any of it’s contractors? The caterers...no, the photographer.....no, the toilet cleaners......bingo! I always get the most sublime inspiration with half a slimy otter hanging out of me!

Another one of my sources quickly provided me with the information. The contract toilet cleaners had resigned their contract after poogate after they refused to fish out the metre long, coach driver born invader. The club had then hired a new company by the name of ‘Licked Clean Janitors’, a quick check on companies revealed the co-owners of the business to be a certain Maurice Sheebo and a certain Bernard Bladder. I had them!

I now had to piece together exactly how they were sourcing the info whilst they were supposedly meant to be pan scrubbing. The pair had unwittingly come across a genius scheme when Maurice was sanding down a particularly persistent skid in the cubicles next to the senior management offices. A chap checked into the cubicle next door to Maurice and with pants around his ankles and a turd half conceived, he thrashed out and finalised the details of the Stephen Wars transfer, naming the player, agreeing the fee and fixing a date for the announcement. Maurice noted it down and it wasn’t long before the ins and outs of the deal was being paraded all over NSC and beyond. Maurice was now popular, very popular.

He’d quickly told his partner Bernard about the incident and being the scoundrels we know they are, they launched a plan. They started tracking senior members of the club’s staff and following them into the cubicles to record details during their daily turn-outs. They poked their heads over the top of the cubicles, they shoved their mobile phones under the bottom of the cubicle, they did anything, intact, to record details of what was going on. The size, the length, the type, the position..... they jotted down the details and then spilt their beans all over NSC to the adulation of all their readers and followers.

The club knew that there was a spy on their ranks and despite sacking most of the ground staff each season, they have never got to the bottom of it.....until now.

Like any successful partnership, for example, Haig & Haig, Cannon & Ball or Cash & Carry, there was a fall out and a split. The club were after someone to man the toilet in Tony’s private plane for the Jahanbakhsh collection, Maurice got the gig and spent the flight tweeting his position and sending out pictures of the cockpit. Bernard got jealous and that was that. They divided the company up into Sheebo’s Shits & Giggles and Bladder’s Bog Busters with the latter getting the Amex contract and the former getting the gig at Lancing.

And so it went on. Scoop after scoop and pathetic bickering on this site about who had the best ‘source’.

As furlough kicked in this year however, both have been limited to scrubbing their own cesspits at home....no more ITK news fro the pair this Summer. The club have asked it’s development squad (and their competitive Dads) to take over the toilet cleaning duties. There is one particular parent who is very browned off about this which is obvious to anyone who reads his posts on twitter.

Mystery solved.

Damn you’re good .

I do miss Maurice , don’t tell him though


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[TomandJerry]

https://www.brightonandhovealbion.com/news/1829937/update-on-supporter-cut-outs

So there, squad numbers and the cardboard cut out update announcements.

My sauce is good.

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[Blue3]

I stopped doing somthing and logged into myalbion special ����������

 

[daveinplzen]

NSC EXCLUSIVE

The truth about Messrs Bladders & Sheebo:

Over the last half decade or so, I have noticed that when it comes to inside information on our latest transfers, two NSC posters are always in the know. After almost every major signing has been confirmed at the club over the past few years, one or both of these two scoundrels have openly revealed all sorts of classified information about the incoming player and contract, it’s uncanny.

How on earth are they privy to such closely guarded confidential information?

Well, I decided to find out!

Inspired by the lastest trend of NSC users becoming Private Investigators, I quickly decided that this project was for me, I ticked all the right boxes!

Board stiff - tick.
Attention Seeker - tick.
No self awareness - tick.
Not the sharpest tool in the box - tick.
Nosey and interfering - tick.

My next course of action was to work out when they started getting their insights then try to discover what their devious methods were.

They first started spouting off about their insights in the Summer of 2013. They were all over the signings of the likes of Agustein, Lita, Chicksen and Conway. How did they get this info and what had changed to allow the cunning duo access to such top level secrecy?

I decided this had to be an inside job and that the club must have recruited a ‘leak’ prior to the Summer signings. Through one of my sources, I scoured the clubs recruitment that Summer but drew a blank.

Then it hit me whilst I was sitting on the pan, cranking a steamer. Had the club changed any of it’s contractors? The caterers...no, the photographer.....no, the toilet cleaners......bingo! I always get the most sublime inspiration with half a slimy otter hanging out of me!

Another one of my sources quickly provided me with the information. The contract toilet cleaners had resigned their contract after poogate after they refused to fish out the metre long, coach driver born invader. The club had then hired a new company by the name of ‘Licked Clean Janitors’, a quick check on companies revealed the co-owners of the business to be a certain Maurice Sheebo and a certain Bernard Bladder. I had them!

I now had to piece together exactly how they were sourcing the info whilst they were supposedly meant to be pan scrubbing. The pair had unwittingly come across a genius scheme when Maurice was sanding down a particularly persistent skid in the cubicles next to the senior management offices. A chap checked into the cubicle next door to Maurice and with pants around his ankles and a turd half conceived, he thrashed out and finalised the details of the Stephen Wars transfer, naming the player, agreeing the fee and fixing a date for the announcement. Maurice noted it down and it wasn’t long before the ins and outs of the deal was being paraded all over NSC and beyond. Maurice was now popular, very popular.

He’d quickly told his partner Bernard about the incident and being the scoundrels we know they are, they launched a plan. They started tracking senior members of the club’s staff and following them into the cubicles to record details during their daily turn-outs. They poked their heads over the top of the cubicles, they shoved their mobile phones under the bottom of the cubicle, they did anything, intact, to record details of what was going on. The size, the length, the type, the position..... they jotted down the details and then spilt their beans all over NSC to the adulation of all their readers and followers.

The club knew that there was a spy on their ranks and despite sacking most of the ground staff each season, they have never got to the bottom of it.....until now.

Like any successful partnership, for example, Haig & Haig, Cannon & Ball or Cash & Carry, there was a fall out and a split. The club were after someone to man the toilet in Tony’s private plane for the Jahanbakhsh collection, Maurice got the gig and spent the flight tweeting his position and sending out pictures of the cockpit. Bernard got jealous and that was that. They divided the company up into Sheebo’s Shits & Giggles and Bladder’s Bog Busters with the latter getting the Amex contract and the former getting the gig at Lancing.

And so it went on. Scoop after scoop and pathetic bickering on this site about who had the best ‘source’.

As furlough kicked in this year however, both have been limited to scrubbing their own cesspits at home....no more ITK news fro the pair this Summer. The club have asked it’s development squad (and their competitive Dads) to take over the toilet cleaning duties. There is one particular parent who is very browned off about this which is obvious to anyone who reads his posts on twitter.

Mystery solved.

No offence but you have way to much time on your hands, boredom withstanding

 

[lizard]

That also....



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That excited me immensely, I had to stop work and go knock one out.

 

[SeagullinExile]

Top fishing. And still looking for bites.

Bravo.

 

[Ethelwulf]

https://www.brightonandhovealbion.com/news/1829937/update-on-supporter-cut-outs

So there, squad numbers and the cardboard cut out update announcements.

My sauce is good.

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Hope you enjoyed that ?

 

[OSRGull]

https://www.brightonandhovealbion.com/news/1829937/update-on-supporter-cut-outs

So there, squad numbers and the cardboard cut out update announcements.

My sauce is good.

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Please explain what part of this was juicy...

 

[AmexRuislip]

NSC EXCLUSIVE

The truth about Messrs Bladders & Sheebo:

Over the last half decade or so, I have noticed that when it comes to inside information on our latest transfers, two NSC posters are always in the know. After almost every major signing has been confirmed at the club over the past few years, one or both of these two scoundrels have openly revealed all sorts of classified information about the incoming player and contract, it’s uncanny.

How on earth are they privy to such closely guarded confidential information?

Well, I decided to find out!

Inspired by the lastest trend of NSC users becoming Private Investigators, I quickly decided that this project was for me, I ticked all the right boxes!

Board stiff - tick.
Attention Seeker - tick.
No self awareness - tick.
Not the sharpest tool in the box - tick.
Nosey and interfering - tick.

My next course of action was to work out when they started getting their insights then try to discover what their devious methods were.

They first started spouting off about their insights in the Summer of 2013. They were all over the signings of the likes of Agustein, Lita, Chicksen and Conway. How did they get this info and what had changed to allow the cunning duo access to such top level secrecy?

I decided this had to be an inside job and that the club must have recruited a ‘leak’ prior to the Summer signings. Through one of my sources, I scoured the clubs recruitment that Summer but drew a blank.

Then it hit me whilst I was sitting on the pan, cranking a steamer. Had the club changed any of it’s contractors? The caterers...no, the photographer.....no, the toilet cleaners......bingo! I always get the most sublime inspiration with half a slimy otter hanging out of me!

Another one of my sources quickly provided me with the information. The contract toilet cleaners had resigned their contract after poogate after they refused to fish out the metre long, coach driver born invader. The club had then hired a new company by the name of ‘Licked Clean Janitors’, a quick check on companies revealed the co-owners of the business to be a certain Maurice Sheebo and a certain Bernard Bladder. I had them!

I now had to piece together exactly how they were sourcing the info whilst they were supposedly meant to be pan scrubbing. The pair had unwittingly come across a genius scheme when Maurice was sanding down a particularly persistent skid in the cubicles next to the senior management offices. A chap checked into the cubicle next door to Maurice and with pants around his ankles and a turd half conceived, he thrashed out and finalised the details of the Stephen Wars transfer, naming the player, agreeing the fee and fixing a date for the announcement. Maurice noted it down and it wasn’t long before the ins and outs of the deal was being paraded all over NSC and beyond. Maurice was now popular, very popular.

He’d quickly told his partner Bernard about the incident and being the scoundrels we know they are, they launched a plan. They started tracking senior members of the club’s staff and following them into the cubicles to record details during their daily turn-outs. They poked their heads over the top of the cubicles, they shoved their mobile phones under the bottom of the cubicle, they did anything, intact, to record details of what was going on. The size, the length, the type, the position..... they jotted down the details and then spilt their beans all over NSC to the adulation of all their readers and followers.

The club knew that there was a spy on their ranks and despite sacking most of the ground staff each season, they have never got to the bottom of it.....until now.

Like any successful partnership, for example, Haig & Haig, Cannon & Ball or Cash & Carry, there was a fall out and a split. The club were after someone to man the toilet in Tony’s private plane for the Jahanbakhsh collection, Maurice got the gig and spent the flight tweeting his position and sending out pictures of the cockpit. Bernard got jealous and that was that. They divided the company up into Sheebo’s Shits & Giggles and Bladder’s Bog Busters with the latter getting the Amex contract and the former getting the gig at Lancing.

And so it went on. Scoop after scoop and pathetic bickering on this site about who had the best ‘source’.

As furlough kicked in this year however, both have been limited to scrubbing their own cesspits at home....no more ITK news fro the pair this Summer. The club have asked it’s development squad (and their competitive Dads) to take over the toilet cleaning duties. There is one particular parent who is very browned off about this which is obvious to anyone who reads his posts on twitter.

Mystery solved.

 

[B-right-on]

https://www.brightonandhovealbion.com/news/1829937/update-on-supporter-cut-outs

So there, squad numbers and the cardboard cut out update announcements.

My sauce is good.

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