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Clicker or a Zapper

Clicker or Zapper

  • Clicker

    Votes: 4 23.5%
  • Zapper

    Votes: 13 76.5%

  • Total voters
    17








Bakesy

Farting for ENGLAND!!!
Feb 13, 2005
9,667
How would i know?I'm pissed.
Easy 10 said:
Neither. I call mine Barry.
:lolol:


Mine are called "the buttons"
 
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tedebear

Legal Alien
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
17,100
In my computer
Neither - we say "where are the buttons?", "pass the buttons please" and usually....the F***ING BL**DY BUTTONS AREN'T WORKING" and the like...:lol:
 






Da Man Clay

T'Blades
Dec 16, 2004
16,285
HampshireSeagulls said:
You mean you are actually allowed to use one? I thought they were for female use only?

You live in a very mixed up house, The remote is only for blokes.
 




HampshireSeagulls

Moulding Generation Z
Jul 19, 2005
5,264
Bedford
DAMANCLAY said:
You live in a very mixed up house, The remote is only for blokes.

She uses the planner on Sky, then sets it onto auto-change for the programmes. She puts the fabled "clicker" down her cleavage and then lays on it and is usually asleep in seconds so I can't change channels. If, by some miracle, I change channels, I am harangued with "I was watching that", no matter how heavily she was snoring previously.

I am doing something wrong, obviously....:down:
 






tedebear

Legal Alien
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
17,100
In my computer
DAMANCLAY said:
You live in a very mixed up house, The remote is only for blokes.

bollocks, I flick from motors tv, to sky sports and obviously BBC for the football quicker than he does - he can't remember all the numbers!! I have also been know to find requested channels AND retrieve beer !! You're sad if you have to OWN a piece of plastic with knobbley buttons on it!!
 










Da Man Clay

T'Blades
Dec 16, 2004
16,285
tedebear said:
bollocks, I flick from motors tv, to sky sports and obviously BBC for the football quicker than he does - he can't remember all the numbers!! I have also been know to find requested channels AND retrieve beer !! You're sad if you have to OWN a piece of plastic with knobbley buttons on it!!

In most cases she tends to find very poor romantic comedy's as opposed to sky sports ect. I would be happy to relinquish my control over the remote if she was going to find something worth watching.
 




bhaexpress

New member
Jul 7, 2003
27,627
Kent
I call it the remote or occaisionally 'the Control'.
 






Commander

Arrogant Prat
NSC Patron
Apr 28, 2004
13,520
London
Flicker
 








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