I had a threesome with a couple of anorexic girls the other night. 2 birds, 1 stone.
Grab your taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican.
I was at wedding reception and when they played the twist, I did the twist.
And when they played the bump, I did the bump.
......And when they played come on Eileen, I got thrown out by the bouncers !!!!
Where's the venue? Start with...
They say all the great comedians play the XXXXXXX (venue) twice. Once on the way up, and once on the way down. Still, its great to be back!