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goldstone

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 5, 2003
7,177
That Moeen Ali, now that's a bloody awful beard. Actually underneath it he looks like a regular sort of guy. I would refuse point blank to be part of any religion that forced me to look like a fricking idiot.
 




Mannie

New member
Jun 4, 2014
73
Brighton
If he provides an option for attacking from midfield rather than stopping at the half way line and passing it back as we currently do - then its a great move!
 


Kazenga <3

Test 805843
Feb 28, 2010
4,870
Team c/r HQ
Nowhere near as much..

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Where have these dickheads all sprung up from? They are sort of like nerds but with an underserved sense of entitlement and a lumberjack's wardrobe.
 










Oscar

Well-known member
Nov 10, 2003
3,864
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Having now established he does still have the beard, I'm happy for the transfer to go through.

I'll also look forward to some club branded Adam Clayton strap-on facial fuzz for those not willing or able to grow their own - and that I mean moustache lovers and only some female fans.
 






glasfryn

cleaning up cat sick
Nov 29, 2005
20,261
somewhere in Eastbourne
That says to me the Examiner knows about as much as the Argus, what's happening.

which is naff all
they are all guessing and you and I could do that
in fact this answers the ITK thread does it not :lolol:
 




glasfryn

cleaning up cat sick
Nov 29, 2005
20,261
somewhere in Eastbourne
I read through that, thinking this is mostly just someone's opinion, then I got to the Clayton-o-meter :lol: wtf! Seriously, who runs the examiner? a 10 year old?

whoever it is can only be the same age as whoever is running the argus
 












midnight_rendezvous

Well-known member
Aug 10, 2012
3,743
The Black Country
He needs to spend more time thinking about this potential move and less time writing to Viz!

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Having recently watched an episode of Myth Busters on Netflix I can reveal that the amount of the ping-pong balls needed to keep a person buoyant would be in excess of your average trouser capacity. Maybe if you wore XXXXXL you may have a shot...
 


Fignon's Ponytail

Well-known member
Jun 29, 2012
4,478
On the Beach
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Having now established he does still have the beard, I'm happy for the transfer to go through.

I'll also look forward to some club branded Adam Clayton strap-on facial fuzz for those not willing or able to grow their own - and that I mean moustache lovers and only some female fans.

I can see it now....."Beard madam?"

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Ecosse Exile

New member
May 20, 2009
3,549
Alicante, Spain
Having recently watched an episode of Myth Busters on Netflix I can reveal that the amount of the ping-pong balls needed to keep a person buoyant would be in excess of your average trouser capacity. Maybe if you wore XXXXXL you may have a shot...

In which case you would need a belt as well as bicycle clips, unless you really are xxxxxl, then I'm not sure you would be allowed that many pingpong balls on the boat!
 


Uncle C

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2004
11,711
Bishops Stortford
Having recently watched an episode of Myth Busters on Netflix I can reveal that the amount of the ping-pong balls needed to keep a person buoyant would be in excess of your average trouser capacity. Maybe if you wore XXXXXL you may have a shot...

Even then you would be suspended upside down. Your socks would be dry, but you would have drowned.
 




midnight_rendezvous

Well-known member
Aug 10, 2012
3,743
The Black Country
Even then you would be suspended upside down. Your socks would be dry, but you would have drowned.

Yeah and there's that. All in all not a very good piece of advice really
 


Clive Walker

Stand Or Fall
Jul 5, 2011
3,590
Brighton
i don't care, im going to start bed wetting soon.................unless we sign someone! I hope your reading this Barber.

There I said it!
 


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