Classic Richard Madeley quotes

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

To be fair and slightly OT, there was a time when you would have, but amazing what a few years with Dick Madeley can do to your looks

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I think it's the bottle and a half of gin a day that does that.

 

[The Spanish]

This is amazing! I love it when he interviewed John Lydon and asked something like 'if you could throws fishing rod through the corridors of time and reel yourself in, you'd throttle you, wouldn't you?'. It's such an obvious question but asked in the most bizarre way possible, and 'you'd throttle you wouldn't you' is a truly genius sentence!

its up there with pete and bernies philosophical steak house.

 

[MattBackHome]

That's so good - never seen that.

I love the "I tried to call him earlier, but his mobiles off... Goodbye"

 

[Nibble]

Thank you for those, some belly laughing going on at chez Nibble reading those. Top.

 

[W.C.]

No 38 got me, bizarrely

If we're judging the quotes on their Partridge-ness then number 38 is the hands down winner. You're not wrong.

38.After a man breaks down crying after meeting the paramedics who saved his life in a motorbike accident
“Stop crying! This is supposed to make you happy! Anyway after the break, the biggest dog in the UK. And he really is big. Don’t miss it”

 

[Doc Lynam]

Sorry but this guy is truly division premier