claire.....from steps

[TheBlueAndWhiteStrips]

I had a vile metallic taste in my mouth for months and the only thing that would relieve it was food.

hmmm

Is it me or is that excuse a little lightweight?

 

[8ace]

hmmm

Is it me or is that excuse a little lightweight?

The metallic taste probably came from constantly putting a fork in her gob.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I must admit I was thinking thats one of the worst excuses I've ever heard

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

didn't she turn massive, then lose all the weight and release a fitness dvd?

or has she gone fat again

Maybe she's going to release a fatness dvd?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I think these would be Better Best Forgotten

Sorry, it started and it was just a CHAIN REACTION that carried it on

 

[Acker79]

What a TRAGEDY !

It makes me feel a DEEPER SHADE OF BLUE.

She could never just stop at one cake. Soon it'd be 5, 6, 7, 8....

I think these would be Better Best Forgotten

This is a woman's life and her health that is being discussed and all you lot can do is make puns? Honestly, with such a topic making fun of her was the last thing on my mind...

 

[Lord Bamber]

That's one Steptacular weight gain!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Tragedy
When you close your eyes
All you see is pies
It's tragedy
When you get the shakes
If you've had no cakes
It's hard to bear
When even with Slimfast you're getting nowhere

 

[clippedgull]

Tragedy
When you close your eyes
All you see is pies
It's tragedy
When you get the shakes
If you've had no cakes
It's hard to bear
When even with Slimfast you're getting nowhere

 

[Don Quixote]

What a selfish bitch. How dare she!

 

[TheBlueAndWhiteStrips]

I fear she may have eaten the other former members of steps.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I fear she may have eaten the other former members of steps.

There's a comment just waiting to be made there about H, but I shall refrain

 

[Woodchip]

Tragedy
When you close your eyes
All you see is pies
It's tragedy
When you get the shakes
If you've had no cakes
It's hard to bear
When even with Slimfast you're getting nowhere

That is fantastic.

 

[Eric Potts]

Tragedy
When you close your eyes
All you see is pies
It's tragedy
When you get the shakes
If you've had no cakes
It's hard to bear
When even with Slimfast you're getting nowhere

That seems a little disloyal to the Sisterhood , Edna.

 

[8ace]

Small tits for a fat bird.

 

[jevs]

Tragedy
When you close your eyes
All you see is pies
It's tragedy
When you get the shakes
If you've had no cakes
It's hard to bear
When even with Slimfast you're getting nowhere

Bloody hell, a pig with a prejudice. Whatever next.

 

[Jesus Gul]

I fear she may have eaten the other former members of steps.

nah 'H' has the opposite effect

 

[magoo]

me likey

 

[Questions]

This is a woman's life and her health that is being discussed and all you lot can do is make puns? Honestly, with such a topic making fun of her was the last thing on my mind...

and the Snickers, Mars and Bounties I suspect.

 

[Cpt. Spavil]

she still looks lovely