The ideology sounds great. Perhaps start easily with ten (or eleven, there is some football involved after all) commandments.
1. Take the positives.
2. Learn and improve.
3. Only focus on the next match.
4. There is a problem with the hamstring.
Probably there is some AI that can count his most used phrases.
You're lovely and you remind me of my son. Only you're a bit more nuts. Maybe he could be your mentor. Oh, he hates football though. Maybe you're not so alike after all.
The logo has to be GP with a quizzical squint
I think this thread should be run by all those who contribute to the Bell Cheeses at work thread - so that we can get some proper corporate input into mission and vision statements and stuff.