Forest Green had a goalkeeper called Steve Perrin who was a very hefty chap but a top bloke. Just as he was about to take a goal kick he turns round to the Barnet fans and says "Can I have a chip?" He ate a couple and when someone asked why he was so fat, he said "Because everytime I shagged your mum she gave me a pie!" Brilliant.
Steve McNulty of Fleetwood Town reminded me of Chris Moyles when I saw him play the other week...don't really think this pic does him justice, but it gives an idea: