[TV] Christmas TV 2019

[crodonilson]

As have several pubs in Worthing with trees going up since the weekend! Even the supermarket yesterday had selection packs and tree decorations, and the kids are barely back at school.

Mince Pies on sale in Morrisons yesterday, absolutely delicious alongside my iced buns and a mug of tea.

 

[crodonilson]

BBC ONE
BBC Sports Personality of the Year
Can't Cook, Won't Cook Celebrity Special
A Portrait of Her Majesty The Queen with Nicholas Witchell
​Blankety Blank Christmas Special
​Call the Midwife Christmas Special
Christmas at Llandaff Cathedral
​Death in Paradise Christmas Special
​Ghosts Christmas Special
​Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas Special
New Year at Llandaff Cathedral
Richard Osman's Christmas House of Games
​Shakespeare and Hathaway : Private Investigators Christmas Special
Strictly Come Dancing : The Final (Expected Saturday 17th December, Time TBA)*
The Boy, the Mole, the Fox, the Goose, the Warthog and the Horse (Animation)
​The Cleaner Christmas Special
The Hit List Christmas Special
The Smeds and The Smoos (Animation)
World Cup 2022 Final (Confirmed for Sunday 18th December)
​Would I Lie to You? At Christmas
Lenny Henrys Christmas Funnies
An LGBTQI+ Christmas with Rylan Clark Neal*

*Subject to Official Confirmation

BBC TWO
Live at the Apollo Christmas Special
Mortimer and Whitehouse : Gone Fishing Christmas Special
QI Christmas Special
​Two Doors Down Christmas Special
Russell Grant's Christmas Postcards

ITV
Alan Carr's Epic Gameshow - Celebrity Child's Play
​Celebrity Catchphrase Christmas Special
Doc Martin Christmas Special
Play Your Cards Right Celebrity Christmas Special
John & Lisa's Weekend Kitchen
London's Burning at Christmas
Rusty Lee's Yuletide Feast
The Voice Celebrity Kids
Celebrity Family Fortunes with Gino
World Cup 2022 Final (Confirmed for Sunday 18th December)
​
CHANNEL 4
Sarah Beeny’s New Life in the Country​
The Greatest Snowman

​CHANNEL 5
All Creatures Great and Small Christmas Special
​The Madam Blanc Mysteries Christmas Special

 

[Greg Bobkin]

BBC ONE
BBC Sports Personality of the Year
Can't Cook, Won't Cook Celebrity Special
A Portrait of Her Majesty The Queen with Nicholas Witchell
​Blankety Blank Christmas Special
​Call the Midwife Christmas Special
Christmas at Llandaff Cathedral
​Death in Paradise Christmas Special
​Ghosts Christmas Special
​Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas Special
New Year at Llandaff Cathedral
Richard Osman's Christmas House of Games
​Shakespeare and Hathaway : Private Investigators Christmas Special
Strictly Come Dancing : The Final (Expected Saturday 17th December, Time TBA)*
The Boy, the Mole, the Fox, the Goose, the Warthog and the Horse (Animation)
​The Cleaner Christmas Special
The Hit List Christmas Special
The Smeds and The Smoos (Animation)
World Cup 2022 Final (Confirmed for Sunday 18th December)
​Would I Lie to You? At Christmas
Lenny Henrys Christmas Funnies
An LGBTQI+ Christmas with Rylan Clark Neal*

*Subject to Official Confirmation

BBC TWO
Live at the Apollo Christmas Special
Mortimer and Whitehouse : Gone Fishing Christmas Special
QI Christmas Special
​Two Doors Down Christmas Special
Russell Grant's Christmas Postcards

ITV
Alan Carr's Epic Gameshow - Celebrity Child's Play
​Celebrity Catchphrase Christmas Special
Doc Martin Christmas Special
Play Your Cards Right Celebrity Christmas Special
John & Lisa's Weekend Kitchen
London's Burning at Christmas
Rusty Lee's Yuletide Feast
The Voice Celebrity Kids
Celebrity Family Fortunes with Gino
World Cup 2022 Final (Confirmed for Sunday 18th December)
​
CHANNEL 4
Sarah Beeny’s New Life in the Country​
The Greatest Snowman

​CHANNEL 5
All Creatures Great and Small Christmas Special
​The Madam Blanc Mysteries Christmas Special

Top bombing – literally, of the telly itself!

 

[schmunk]

The Smeds and The Smoos (Animation)

Looking forward to this one (honest!)

 

[rigton70]

Apart from the World Cup it all looks shite.

 

[crodonilson]

Film 4 also getting in on the act, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York on last night.

 

[Brian Potter]

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Llandaff cathedral shows being recorded in September. It is literally Jesus' house - he will know.

 

[crodonilson]

Craft your own Christmas with Stacey Solomon and Gregg Wallace

 

[crodonilson]

The Chase Bloopers for ITV will be on Christmas day

28th October 2022
The John Bishop End of Year Show has been confirmed for ITV
Paddy McGuiness confirmed tonight that Question of Sport
will return after the World Cup with a Christmas Special on BBC One

 

[crodonilson]

BBC1

6:50am The Birthday Dragon
Cartoon fun, as Dragon is invited to
his first party

7:15am Playdays
the Tent Stop

7:35am A Bear Behind
fun with Lindsey and Boz

7:45am Juniper Jungle
animated adventures

7:55am Blood and Honey
Herod's Christmas
In the final episode, Herod's death
causes unrest

8:10am Edd the Duck's Megastar Treck
A galaxy of stars join Quacktain Berk
on the starship Intrepedd

8:20am Santa's First Christmas
animation

8:45am The Christmas Toy
Toys from previous Christmases come to life

9:42am Weather Bernard Davey

9:45am Follow the Star with Nigel Mansell
A celebration of the true spirit of
Christmas, beginning at Queen Charlotte's
Maternity Hospital in London

10:30am Good Morning... with Anne and Nick
A festive hour with Anne Diamond and
Nick Owen, plus their own children

11:30am Eldorado
At Christmas, Freddie is disillusioned
with family life

12:00 Christmas Comedy Cracker
Hi-de-Hi!
September Song
It's circus night at Maplin's, but Ted
has another sort of ring on his mind

12:45pm The Two Ronnies
Sketches, jokes and songs from
Messrs Barker and Corbett
with guest Elton John

1:35pm Neighbours
Gaby finds a new love to help her forget Glen.
A desperate Paul tries to salvage his business

2:00pm Top of the Pops
Christmas 1992

3:00pm The Queen
Her Majesty 's Christmas message
to the Commonwealth

3:10pm Film : Indiana Jones and
the Last Crusade (1989)
starring Harrison Ford, Sean Connery
Première

5:10pm News Chris Lowe
Weather Suzanne Charlton

5:20pm Bruce Forsyth's Christmas
Generation Game
Couples compete to see who will perform
in a version of Peter Pan and then who
will reach the conveyor belt and its
goodies with Rosemarie Ford and
surprise celebrity guests

6:25pm EastEnders
It's Christmas Day in Walford, and
Michelle has an unexpected visitor.
Pat and Frank have a difficult day and
Mandy learns a lesson about algebra

6:55pm Only Fools and Horses
Mother Nature's Son
special Christmas edition of John Sullivan's
popular comedy starring David Jason,
Nicholas Lyndhurst, Buster Merryfield

8:00pm Birds of a Feather
The Chigwell Connection
special Christmas edition of the comedy
written by Laurence Marks and Maurice Gran
starring Pauline Quirke, Linda Robson

8:50pm Main News Chris Lowe and
Weather Suzanne Charlton

9:00pm Victoria Wood's All Day Breakfast
Sketches, stand-up comedy and songs
combine to create the latest daytime
show to be hosted by a popular
husband-and-wife team

9:50pm Film : Shirley Valentine (1989)
starring Pauline Collins, Tom Conti Première

11:35pm Reflection on Christmas
Time to think and reflect on the meaning
of Christmas

11:40pm Film : Earthquake (1974)
starring Charlton Heston

 

[The Clamp]

BBC1

6:50am The Birthday Dragon
Cartoon fun, as Dragon is invited to
his first party

7:15am Playdays
the Tent Stop

7:35am A Bear Behind
fun with Lindsey and Boz

7:45am Juniper Jungle
animated adventures

7:55am Blood and Honey
Herod's Christmas
In the final episode, Herod's death
causes unrest

8:10am Edd the Duck's Megastar Treck
A galaxy of stars join Quacktain Berk
on the starship Intrepedd

8:20am Santa's First Christmas
animation

8:45am The Christmas Toy
Toys from previous Christmases come to life

9:42am Weather Bernard Davey

9:45am Follow the Star with Nigel Mansell
A celebration of the true spirit of
Christmas, beginning at Queen Charlotte's
Maternity Hospital in London

10:30am Good Morning... with Anne and Nick
A festive hour with Anne Diamond and
Nick Owen, plus their own children

11:30am Eldorado
At Christmas, Freddie is disillusioned
with family life

12:00 Christmas Comedy Cracker
Hi-de-Hi!
September Song
It's circus night at Maplin's, but Ted
has another sort of ring on his mind

12:45pm The Two Ronnies
Sketches, jokes and songs from
Messrs Barker and Corbett
with guest Elton John

1:35pm Neighbours
Gaby finds a new love to help her forget Glen.
A desperate Paul tries to salvage his business

2:00pm Top of the Pops
Christmas 1992

3:00pm The Queen
Her Majesty 's Christmas message
to the Commonwealth

3:10pm Film : Indiana Jones and
the Last Crusade (1989)
starring Harrison Ford, Sean Connery
Première

5:10pm News Chris Lowe
Weather Suzanne Charlton

5:20pm Bruce Forsyth's Christmas
Generation Game
Couples compete to see who will perform
in a version of Peter Pan and then who
will reach the conveyor belt and its
goodies with Rosemarie Ford and
surprise celebrity guests

6:25pm EastEnders
It's Christmas Day in Walford, and
Michelle has an unexpected visitor.
Pat and Frank have a difficult day and
Mandy learns a lesson about algebra

6:55pm Only Fools and Horses
Mother Nature's Son
special Christmas edition of John Sullivan's
popular comedy starring David Jason,
Nicholas Lyndhurst, Buster Merryfield

8:00pm Birds of a Feather
The Chigwell Connection
special Christmas edition of the comedy
written by Laurence Marks and Maurice Gran
starring Pauline Quirke, Linda Robson

8:50pm Main News Chris Lowe and
Weather Suzanne Charlton

9:00pm Victoria Wood's All Day Breakfast
Sketches, stand-up comedy and songs
combine to create the latest daytime
show to be hosted by a popular
husband-and-wife team

9:50pm Film : Shirley Valentine (1989)
starring Pauline Collins, Tom Conti Première

11:35pm Reflection on Christmas
Time to think and reflect on the meaning
of Christmas

11:40pm Film : Earthquake (1974)
starring Charlton Heston

Jesus wept. Looks like a schedule from 1985. Last crusade excepted, that is a load of depressing old cack.

Luckily, I haven’t watched scheduled telly since about 2010 and don’t intend to start again.

 

[The Clamp]

Have I been wooshed?