Christmas Text Message

[pastafarian]

The whole ****ing first team knocked on my door, handed presents to me and the children (not the wife for some reason), and then sang us ding dong merrily on high, before leaving.

Superb.

lucky you.
my mates a palace fan. Their whole team came round his house and sang Glad All Over.

their coach driver dished out a present.....took a dump on his bathroom floor,wiped it all over the walls, didnt tell anyone and simply left a note blaming his cat.

he thinks the song was the team sending out a secret message.

 

[Norman Potting]

A computer could do it in a few minutes i would suspect,was the shop even open today?

Buy one, get three free on everything in the shop today, plus free ticket for a match of your choice. Didn't you get the email from the club?

 

[vegster]

Phil Mitchell is getting a new Liver ....how convenient

 

[Meade's Ball]

Phil Mitchell is getting a new Liver ....how convenient

I see that the surgeon is The Apprentice's Dillon St Paul. That can't go right.

 

[Kellie]

The one I got from Kellie was a bit saucy

Yeah right Jabba. In yer dreams.

 

[Ernest]

Yeah right Jabba. In yer dreams.

I can't believe you had so much STUFFING today

 

[Triggaaar]

he thinks the song was the team sending out a secret message.

It seems the messages in the song choices is a common theme today. I thought the wife would be bothered that she didn't get a present, but she's drunk and has been giggling all night. It turns out that Ding Dong Merrily on High was a little thank you from the players to, what she refers to herself as 'team morale booster'.

For any fan that got the full 90 minute show, I dread to think what sacrifices their other halves have made.

Merry Christmas.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Buy one, get three free on everything in the shop today, plus free ticket for a match of your choice. Didn't you get the email from the club?

Something along the lines of a special train has been arranged for QPR personally stopping at my front door,that said i declined on the grounds that it won''t have Bob Booker personally driving it.

 

[fat old seagull]

Why wouldn't you sign his shirt you miserable sod?

Because he said my Homemade Mince Pies were crap!