Christmas Text Message

[Beach Hut]

From BHAFC no less, I must be an uber fan

 

[Ernest]

From BHAFC no less, I must be an uber fan

I got one PERSONALLY from Paul Barber

 

[Beach Hut]

I got one PERSONALLY from Paul Barber

The one I got from Kellie was a bit saucy

 

[Dick Swiveller]

We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year optout.

Different, I suppose.

 

[melias shoes]

From BHAFC no less, I must be an uber fan

That's 2 of us then.

 

[Albion my Albion]

That's 2 of us then.

Three of us.

 

[Codner pharmaceuticals]

I didn't - will mention it to Tony when I am round his house for drinks later

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I got one PERSONALLY from Paul Barber

What's the word limit for a text then?

 

[wehatepalace]

Mine came from god himself.......Chris Hughton.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I received the text, yes, but a tiny gourd of wolverine milk was left on my doorstep marked 'Andrea Orlando bathing fluid - USED'. Before it entirely curdles, I plan to wash my mouth out with it and rub the congealing remains onto my privates. I imagine I will have a gentlemanly, impressive and studious member within a week. One that, unusually, thinks of others. Thank you Albion.

 

[Mayonaise]

and me - must be special!

 

[sydney]

I received the text, yes, but a tiny gourd of wolverine milk was left on my doorstep marked 'Andrea Orlando bathing fluid - USED'. Before it entirely curdles, I plan to wash my mouth out with it and rub the congealing remains onto my privates. I imagine I will have a gentlemanly, impressive and studious member within a week. One that, unusually, thinks of others. Thank you Albion.

 

[Norman Potting]

Imagine how long it must have taken for someone in the office to run through the entire list of fan's mobile numbers to text them, even if they copied and pasted the message each time. Well done to them I say.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Imagine how long it must have taken for someone in the office to run through the entire list of fan's mobile numbers to text them, even if they copied and pasted the message each time. Well done to them I say.

A computer could do it in a few minutes i would suspect,was the shop even open today?

 

[Super Steve Earle]

Got mine

 

[Triggaaar]

The whole ****ing first team knocked on my door, handed presents to me and the children (not the wife for some reason), and then sang us ding dong merrily on high, before leaving.

Superb.

 

[Bozza]

The whole ****ing first team knocked on my door, handed presents to me and the children (not the wife for some reason), and then sang us ding dong merrily on high, before leaving.

Superb.

You didn't get the full 90 minute performance, culminating in Chris Hughton's solo?

You must have been a bad fan this year. That or your dressing gown put them off anyway.

 

[fat old seagull]

The whole ****ing first team knocked on my door, handed presents to me and the children (not the wife for some reason), and then sang us ding dong merrily on high, before leaving.

Superb.

Do you think so? Your acoustics must be better than ours, they sounded crap to me! And disappointed in Knocky getting angry just because I wouldn't sign his shirt!

 

[Cheshire Cat]

The whole ****ing first team knocked on my door, handed presents to me and the children (not the wife for some reason), and then sang us ding dong merrily on high, before leaving.

Superb.

I didn't even get the unused substitute from the development squad - Bad fan.

 

[Triggaaar]

You didn't get the full 90 minute performance, culminating in Chris Hughton's solo?

You must have been a bad fan this year. That or your dressing gown put them off anyway.

Well I had been drinking all day, I'm not quite sure what was in or out of the dressing gown.

Do you think so? Your acoustics must be better than ours, they sounded crap to me! And disappointed in Knocky getting angry just because I wouldn't sign his shirt!

Maybe we've got great acoustics, I don't know. All I know is that it sounded great, although I am tone deaf and drunk. Why wouldn't you sign his shirt you miserable sod?

I didn't even get the unused substitute from the development squad - Bad fan.

Sounds like they spent 90 minutes at some fans' houses, so they'd have run out of time pretty quick. Or maybe they'll be at yours soon, the day is not yet done.