Christmas presents for the girlfriend/wife

[Billy the Fish]

Smash each others backdoors in

 

[Garage_Doors]

Then you can smash her backdoors in.
Its all about presentation.

 

[mistahclarke]

so out of all these suggestions the only one she hasn't got is the handbag Typical NSC.

 

[Dave the OAP]

As the mrs is now a size 8' a whole new wardrobe

:-(

 

[Bozza]

A nespresso coffee machine.

(Don't buy this if she doesn't like coffee.)

 

[Bozza]

As the mrs is now a size 8' a whole new wardrobe

:-(

8 foot? She must dwarf you Dave. Perhaps put some heels on your Christmas list.

 

[mistahclarke]

what about this?

 

[Titanic]

Can't go wrong with the latest Katie Price fragrance

 

[u'vebeenamexed]

Buy her some lingerie and then smash her back doors in...

!

So nice to see Richard Keys back posting again

 

[Lady Gull]

Kindle is a great idea if likes reading. My hubby bought me one for mothers day best present he has ever given me - mind you that's not hard as he bought me a strimmer once for me birthday and we had a gardener at the time!!!!!

He recently bought me an iPad and I must say I love it. That's how I found you lot of reprobates!!!!! Mind you - I've had a lot of laughs reading your posts and I've learn't a lot about the footie too!!!

A spa treatment is always good - can't beat a bit of pampering.

However, sometimes it's the little things that mean the most to us - running a bubble bath with candles, cup of tea, breakfast in bed - a lie in whilst you do the hoovering and tidy up.

My ideal Christmas present would be a season ticket for the Albion and a Dr Who tardis that I could teleport myself to the Amex and back home in seconds!!!!

 

[Deleted member 18477]

So nice to see Richard Keys back posting again

Long live Keys and Gray!

Sky are chumps! Neville can f*** off!

 

[Deleted member 18477]

A nespresso coffee machine.

(Don't buy this if she doesn't like coffee.)

You know it! These babys are decent!

P.s Its cheaper on amazon!!!!!!