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Christmas Office Party
- Thread starter Lander
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crodonilson
He/Him
We're going for a gala 5 course dinner, informal curry and chinese lunch. I love it, the food, the drunken tomfoolery, the fact you can tell your boss what you think of him and he will most likely have forgotten by the time the Xmas good will and cheer have been and gone.
Bluejuice
Lazy as a rug on Valium
Got two, both paid for.
Gonna make a proper f***ing **** of myself and introduce some of the young phillies to the world of class A's
Gonna make a proper f***ing **** of myself and introduce some of the young phillies to the world of class A's
bhaexpress
New member
We're having one but most of us are boycotting it as we're being laid off. To add insult to injury the firm we are contracted too are also having a party to celebrate the end of our contract. The joke is that the contract with their customer hasn't exactly ended but rather has been terminated and it'll cost both sides millions. Hardly something to celebrate !
Ours is a week on Friday 
We're staying at a big country house hotel in Hertfordshire. We're getting there in time for fat-boy breakfasts, then the blokes are going to go and destroy their golf course whilst wives / girlfriends go off for pampering and massages etc. (Although I think 2 of the women have elected to play golf this year). Then we'll all meet up for lunch together, and then a swim and a sauna in the afternoon. Then early evening drinks, change into dinner suits, black tie, slightly ropey Christmas dinner, make idiots of ourselves on the dance floor, then back to the bar till no one can stand up anymore, then bed. Breakfast in bed Saturday morning, then taxis home and not back at work till Sunday!!
We pay for it all ourselves by putting into a fund every month through the year, but it's worth it.
We're staying at a big country house hotel in Hertfordshire. We're getting there in time for fat-boy breakfasts, then the blokes are going to go and destroy their golf course whilst wives / girlfriends go off for pampering and massages etc. (Although I think 2 of the women have elected to play golf this year). Then we'll all meet up for lunch together, and then a swim and a sauna in the afternoon. Then early evening drinks, change into dinner suits, black tie, slightly ropey Christmas dinner, make idiots of ourselves on the dance floor, then back to the bar till no one can stand up anymore, then bed. Breakfast in bed Saturday morning, then taxis home and not back at work till Sunday!!
We pay for it all ourselves by putting into a fund every month through the year, but it's worth it.
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Bry Nylon said:Ours is a week on Friday
We're staying at a big country house hotel in Hertfordshire. We're getting there in time for fat-boy breakfasts, then the blokes are going to go and destroy their golf course whilst wives / girlfriends go off for pampering and massages etc. (Although I think 2 of the women have elected to play golf this year). Then we'll all meet up for lunch together, and then a swim and a sauna in the afternoon. Then early evening drinks, change into dinner suits, black tie, slightly ropey Christmas dinner, make idiots of ourselves on the dance floor, then back to the bar till no one can stand up anymore, then bed. Breakfast in bed Saturday morning, then taxis home and not back at work till Sunday!!
We pay for it all ourselves by putting into a fund every month through the year, but it's worth it.
What happens if someone burns the chips whilst youre on this "jolly" ?
B.M.F
New member
Work trip is to the komedia then a club. Don't think I will be going though.
tedebear said:
*actually, full cover will be maintaned -- just not by us
Now that's what I call a xmas party, pity about the wives though, ship aload of brases in and Carlsberg do do xmas partysBry Nylon said:Ours is a week on Friday
We're staying at a big country house hotel in Hertfordshire. We're getting there in time for fat-boy breakfasts, then the blokes are going to go and destroy their golf course whilst wives / girlfriends go off for pampering and massages etc. (Although I think 2 of the women have elected to play golf this year). Then we'll all meet up for lunch together, and then a swim and a sauna in the afternoon. Then early evening drinks, change into dinner suits, black tie, slightly ropey Christmas dinner, make idiots of ourselves on the dance floor, then back to the bar till no one can stand up anymore, then bed. Breakfast in bed Saturday morning, then taxis home and not back at work till Sunday!!
We pay for it all ourselves by putting into a fund every month through the year, but it's worth it.
ali jenkins
Thanks to Guinness Dave
Our is on the 9th December at Donnatellos!
Cant f***ing wait!
Cant f***ing wait!
Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
My company does not do Xmas Parties, possibly as they are being politically correct and do not want to offend ethnic minorities.
Instead we are invited to a company do in London at the weekend usually in March which no-one attends but our business units are charged for anyway.
Instead we are invited to a company do in London at the weekend usually in March which no-one attends but our business units are charged for anyway.
Ours is a week Saturday, meaning a mad dash back from the Cup game (I live in Newhaven) to get changed, showered, do my hair etc... before then heading back to Brighton (we're having our 'event' at a restaurant down the Marina, then going bowling afterward.
I could, of course, have decided to give the Cup game a miss, but I have my priorities in the right order, and who knows, the ticket stub from that game, combined with my Northwich one, may just come in handy...
I could, of course, have decided to give the Cup game a miss, but I have my priorities in the right order, and who knows, the ticket stub from that game, combined with my Northwich one, may just come in handy...
ali jenkins
Thanks to Guinness Dave
Alex Frutos said:
Last time i saw you, Northwich game, you didnt have any hair!
ali jenkins said:
You saw me at the Northwich game?
Nice of you to come and say hello, I'm sure
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ali jenkins
Thanks to Guinness Dave
Alex Frutos said:You saw me at the Northwich game?
Nice of you to come and say hello, I'm sure
I was about to but you were in the Burger que and i was gagging for a piss (after seeign the treatment that Baksey got i didnt want to go during the game).
ali jenkins said:
Yeah, yeah, any excuse.
I can take a hint, you know.
ali jenkins
Thanks to Guinness Dave
Alex Frutos said:Yeah, yeah, any excuse.
I can take a hint, you know.
Im sorry!
Next time i am lucky enough to see you i will make a point of going over to say hi!
Even if i do wet myself!
ali jenkins said:
I wouldn't want to have to force you to wet yourself just to say 'hi' you know, (funny as that would be).
Mind you, I would expect more respect from a loyal GMMAC campaigner such as yourself, givne my position as founder and leader of said campaign.