Someone send him photos of Brighton seafront, The Amex, the training ground and then Hull town centre. That should help him make his mind up quite quickly!
You jest, but the club have a very impressive video that details both the history of the club and where we are now to prospective signings. I've seen it and it's great. I'm told it has been a big factor in getting players to talk to us who were otherwise dismissive of an "English second division team"...
With a Fat Boy Slim backing track of 'Right Here, Right Now'?
Given our recent record of signings from the Dutch league, I'd be wary.
With a Fat Boy Slim backing track of 'Right Here, Right Now'?